Life isn't fair, ladies, we know.

Marge Simpson is featured in this month's Playboy - and she's naked.

Alina Puscau is also photographed for the issue - without any clothing on.

Meanwhile, French actor Gilles Marini poses for the same magazine, yet is covered in layers of clothing. We do have good news surrounding this stud, however:

He still looks good in the pictorial; and he's often shirtless during his current, extended run on ABC's Brothers & Sisters. Both those facts will have to suffice for now.

Ogle away at Marini below, female readers. Take as long as you like...