Life isn't fair, ladies, we know.
Marge Simpson is featured in this month's Playboy - and she's naked.
Alina Puscau is also photographed for the issue - without any clothing on.
Meanwhile, French actor Gilles Marini poses for the same magazine, yet is covered in layers of clothing. We do have good news surrounding this stud, however:
He still looks good in the pictorial; and he's often shirtless during his current, extended run on ABC's Brothers & Sisters. Both those facts will have to suffice for now.
Ogle away at Marini below, female readers. Take as long as you like...