New Moon director Chris Weitz has gone on record: he wants his movie to produce more tears than any film in the history of Hollywood.

It's a tall order. But based on the clip below, it seems plausible.

Moments after Edward and Bella leave the Cullen home - where a fight broke out over Jasper's thirst for Bella's blood - Bella asks her pale soulmate for the best birthday present any girl could ever receive: a kiss.

Edward obliges, but the spit swapping is more tragic than tantalizing: he'll soon vanish from Bella's life.

In this regard, fiction matches reality, as reports state Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have broken up in real life. As you deal with that news, drool over the clip below.