Fan to Miley Cyrus: Return to Twitter... or I Murder a Kitten!

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Perhaps Miley Cyrus should return to Twitter after all.

We've lauded the singer's decision to delete her account and focus on actually enjoying her life, as opposed to keeping strangers up to date on the minutiae of it.

But is that kind of privacy worth the life of an adorable kitten?!? Allow us to explain:

An insane Miley Cyrus fan has created a website in which he threatens to kill a cat unless the star re-opens her Twitter account. We're not kidding.

.mileysavefuzzy.com/

Excerpts from the site - Mileysavefuzzy.com - include:

The other day I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works...

I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized... I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me...

I've set a deadline of November 16, 2009, when Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal!

The attention-starved, mentally unstable individual behind the site says every time Miley Tweets, Fuzzy's life will be extended by one week.

Is this a bluff? Quite possibly. But is it wort taking that risk? We don't think so.

Your lame, pointless Tweets are no longer about your ego, Miles. It's time to pull out that keyboard, alert fans to your favorite ice cream and help poor, defenseless Fuzzy.

She'd do the same for you.

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Sicko! It's people like that that makes me sick to my stomach. He needs to get a life.

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MILEY COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANT FUZZY TO DIE!!!! :'[

Miley Cyrus Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]