Fan to Miley Cyrus: Return to Twitter... or I Murder a Kitten!

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Perhaps Miley Cyrus should return to Twitter after all.

We've lauded the singer's decision to delete her account and focus on actually enjoying her life, as opposed to keeping strangers up to date on the minutiae of it.

But is that kind of privacy worth the life of an adorable kitten?!? Allow us to explain:

An insane Miley Cyrus fan has created a website in which he threatens to kill a cat unless the star re-opens her Twitter account. We're not kidding.

.mileysavefuzzy.com/

Excerpts from the site - Mileysavefuzzy.com - include:

The other day I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works...

I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized... I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me...

I've set a deadline of November 16, 2009, when Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal!

The attention-starved, mentally unstable individual behind the site says every time Miley Tweets, Fuzzy's life will be extended by one week.

Is this a bluff? Quite possibly. But is it wort taking that risk? We don't think so.

Your lame, pointless Tweets are no longer about your ego, Miles. It's time to pull out that keyboard, alert fans to your favorite ice cream and help poor, defenseless Fuzzy.

She'd do the same for you.

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Miley canyou please come back.

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dude GET A GIRLFRIEND
dont kill me

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shes 16. shes a young girl, any other 16 year old makes mistakes and takes revealing photos sometimes! leave the girl alone. and dont kill fuzzy because she doesnt have time for twitter anymore. the guys a nutcase.

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Miley Cyrus is a decent entertainer, but sometimes people and parents need to ask themselves; "Is this the kind of role model we want for our kids?" Look at the kind of negativity she brings with a simple decision she makes. Not to mention the incident of her pole dancing on NATIONAL TV. As a future parent I know for a fact I would not like my kids to watch, listen, so much as even know who she is. This is probably just the beginning of more crazed fans to come.

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And why have they not caught this psychotic and disturbed man?

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you should not kill fuzzy if miley dosn't return to twitter that is so cruel to cats.

Robsessed

this is so ridiculous, who cares that much about miley cyrus?

Callmetaylor

LOL!!
thats funy asif he would do it

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whoa! this person needs help! thats soooo stupid their going to kill a kat cas miley deleted her twitter they must be a like totally obsessed fan and totally whacko! but i definetly kno miley wont come bac for somones kat

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I'm not a fan of Mileys music, but I certainly do NOT hate her. Crazy fans can't rule her life, they shouldn't! It's sick and wrong. Also, shouldn't someone do something to protect the cat? Like say the persons MOTHER? Or how old is this creep anyway? I don't mean to be rude (even though I KNOW this is mean) but someone should lock that guy up and throw away the key, people like him make me sick.

Miley Cyrus Biography

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Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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