Fan to Miley Cyrus: Return to Twitter... or I Murder a Kitten!
by Hilton Hater at .Perhaps Miley Cyrus should return to Twitter after all.
We've lauded the singer's decision to delete her account and focus on actually enjoying her life, as opposed to keeping strangers up to date on the minutiae of it.
But is that kind of privacy worth the life of an adorable kitten?!? Allow us to explain:
An insane Miley Cyrus fan has created a website in which he threatens to kill a cat unless the star re-opens her Twitter account. We're not kidding.

Excerpts from the site - Mileysavefuzzy.com - include:
The other day I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works...
I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized... I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me...
I've set a deadline of November 16, 2009, when Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal!
The attention-starved, mentally unstable individual behind the site says every time Miley Tweets, Fuzzy's life will be extended by one week.
Is this a bluff? Quite possibly. But is it wort taking that risk? We don't think so.
Your lame, pointless Tweets are no longer about your ego, Miles. It's time to pull out that keyboard, alert fans to your favorite ice cream and help poor, defenseless Fuzzy.
She'd do the same for you.
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Comments (22 Total)
Miley canyou please come back.
dude GET A GIRLFRIEND dont kill me
shes 16. shes a young girl, any other 16 year old makes mistakes and takes revealing photos sometimes! leave the girl alone. and dont kill fuzzy because she doesnt have time for twitter anymore. the guys a nutcase.
Miley Cyrus is a decent entertainer, but sometimes people and parents need to ask themselves; "Is this the kind of role model we want for our kids?" Look at the kind of negativity she brings with a simple decision she makes. Not to mention the incident of her pole dancing on NATIONAL TV. As a future parent I know for a fact I would not like my kids to watch, listen, so much as even know who she is. This is probably just the beginning of more crazed fans to come.
And why have they not caught this psychotic and disturbed man?