Perhaps Miley Cyrus should return to Twitter after all.
We've lauded the singer's decision to delete her account and focus on actually enjoying her life, as opposed to keeping strangers up to date on the minutiae of it.
But is that kind of privacy worth the life of an adorable kitten?!? Allow us to explain:
An insane Miley Cyrus fan has created a website in which he threatens to kill a cat unless the star re-opens her Twitter account. We're not kidding.
Excerpts from the site - Mileysavefuzzy.com - include:
The other day I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works...
I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized... I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me...
I've set a deadline of November 16, 2009, when Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal!
The attention-starved, mentally unstable individual behind the site says every time Miley Tweets, Fuzzy's life will be extended by one week.
Is this a bluff? Quite possibly. But is it wort taking that risk? We don't think so.
Your lame, pointless Tweets are no longer about your ego, Miles. It's time to pull out that keyboard, alert fans to your favorite ice cream and help poor, defenseless Fuzzy.
She'd do the same for you.
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18 Comments
October 30th, 2009 1:32 PM
MILEY COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANT FUZZY TO DIE!!!! :'[
October 30th, 2009 1:52 PM
Sicko! It's people like that that makes me sick to my stomach. He needs to get a life.
October 30th, 2009 6:47 PM
i have always wanted a cat n that sicko gets 1 n is gonna kill 1 wot kind of sick person r u i am v upset u nasty personn u cnt rule over mileys life lky this just leave her alone
October 31st, 2009 12:50 AM
Now Miley kills a cat! Call the animal rights activists!
October 31st, 2009 1:31 AM
Whoa, this guy is crazy! Miley deleted her account bcuz her bf wanted her 2. He shouldnt b blaming da cat on mileys choice.
October 31st, 2009 1:36 AM
if miley wanted 2 have a cat die she would kill it herself.
everyone knows miley loves animals. Why take it out on da poor cat. Mileys decision isnt what da cat told her 2 do. Leave fuzzy da fuckin hell alone!
October 31st, 2009 11:42 AM
Wow, some people are deranged.
October 31st, 2009 1:21 PM
This guy doesn't need a life, he needs meds. And fast. If they can find who he is, arrest the useless gelatinous cretin. And for good measure, do the good ol' bamboo treatment on his fingers. Oh, & for those of you who don't know what that is, look it up or ask your parents if they're old enough. Believe me, it's unpleasant
October 31st, 2009 1:43 PM
Even saying something like that as a joke is seriously sick. It is fact, not opinion.
October 31st, 2009 6:09 PM
wtheck?? btw THG fuzzy's death will be on your hands. cuz ur the cause she realised she didnt need all the idsses on her quotes, and she quit.
Miley wont come back for a freakin cat. she loves animals yes. but thats just stupid, she cant let people think that threatening works so she has to let it go, and she cant do anything about it.