Dina Lohan to Michael Lohan: STFU About Lindsay

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Hello? Pot? Oh, hey! This is Kettle. Just wanted to let you know you're black.

This is basically what Dina Lohan, very likely the worst mother in human history, is saying in her recent message for her ex Michael about his recent interviews.

Michael has said that their troubled daughter Lindsay is abusing prescription pills and is a shell of a person. Dina says Mike should zip it and focus on himself.

Using a celebrity gossip mag as her personal voicemail, Dina lashed back at People Michael: "Michael Lohan needs to focus on paying child support, of which he is six months behind, and making up for all the years he was an absentee dad."

Moreover, the miserable excuse for a human being and parent says her counterpart "needs to stop going national television talking about his children publicly."

Right, because that's not what Dina's entire life is based on.

On Saturday, Michael told celebrity photo agency X17 that he is angling for a Britney Spears-style arrangement in which he can administer Lindsay's affairs.

Dumbass Dina
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Mike Lohan

What a mess. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"I'm going to see the judge this week... If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I'm gonna get charged [with] kidnapping," the absolute moron said.

During a taping of The Maury Povich Show last week, Michael looked into the camera and relayed this message to Lindsay: "I’m gonna do anything, everything I have to save your life, whether mom likes it, the public likes it, or anyone."

In response to Dina's comment, Michael tells People: "She says I'm not focusing on being a good parent, but is [Dina] focusing on being a good parent?"

You tell her, Mike.

Insisting he is only going public for the sake of Lindsay, he says, "Look, I know sometimes I've said things I shouldnt have, but I have to help my child."

Good luck with that. Lindsay, who got plastered twice over the weekend, plans to turn to the courts and seek a restraining order against her father.

"Lindsay is actively getting a restraining order, her lawyer have already been contacted," says a Lindsay source. "She's scared. This is really serious."

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pfft. Dina is a horrible mother. Maybe if she wasn't try to be lindsey's bestfriend/party buddy then Lindsey wouldn't be in the position that she is now. Where she is ugly and a drug addict.

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both of these parents need to stop trying to be in her spot light and get her the help she desperately needs
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Lindsay is a pretty woman

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I wonder if Britney's dad is available, because the only way having a court-appointed conservator would work is if HE, not Michael Lohan or Dina Lohan was appointed for Lindsay. I hope she gets help soon because she looks horrible!

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OMG this is one F'd up family for sure DINA you have no room to talk for you self. But Also Micheal has no room to talk he spreads their buisness out in the media like crazy.

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STFU who gets award! i hope u die, in a slow painful fucking death

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Dina-YOU S T F U!!!!!!! You are NOT a mother or parent!! LOSER Dina!!!

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Dina doesn't care about her kids-only herself!! Dina is a SELFISH individual and a PATHETIC mother and parent!!

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Worst parent award-Dina or Billy R. Cyrus?-tough one!!

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What a two-faced parent, Dina!! Take a look at yourself, HYPOCRITE Dina!!

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