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This is basically what Dina Lohan, very likely the worst mother in human history, is saying in her recent message for her ex Michael about his recent interviews.
Michael has said that their troubled daughter Lindsay is abusing prescription pills and is a shell of a person. Dina says Mike should zip it and focus on himself.
Using a celebrity gossip mag as her personal voicemail, Dina lashed back at People Michael: "Michael Lohan needs to focus on paying child support, of which he is six months behind, and making up for all the years he was an absentee dad."
Moreover, the miserable excuse for a human being and parent says her counterpart "needs to stop going national television talking about his children publicly."
Right, because that's not what Dina's entire life is based on.
On Saturday, Michael told celebrity photo agency X17 that he is angling for a Britney Spears-style arrangement in which he can administer Lindsay's affairs.
What a mess. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
"I'm going to see the judge this week... If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I'm gonna get charged [with] kidnapping," the absolute moron said.
During a taping of The Maury Povich Show last week, Michael looked into the camera and relayed this message to Lindsay: "I’m gonna do anything, everything I have to save your life, whether mom likes it, the public likes it, or anyone."
In response to Dina's comment, Michael tells People: "She says I'm not focusing on being a good parent, but is [Dina] focusing on being a good parent?"
You tell her, Mike.
Insisting he is only going public for the sake of Lindsay, he says, "Look, I know sometimes I've said things I shouldnt have, but I have to help my child."
Good luck with that. Lindsay, who got plastered twice over the weekend, plans to turn to the courts and seek a restraining order against her father.
"Lindsay is actively getting a restraining order, her lawyer have already been contacted," says a Lindsay source. "She's scared. This is really serious."
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11 Comments
October 19th, 2009 11:24 AM
Dina is a TERRIBLE and HORRIBLE parent and person!! Dina and Miley C. parents are the WORST parents ever-SELFISH, UNCARING, and ONLY think and do everything for THEMSELVES!! Dina-an UGLY PATHETIC VENGEFUL MEAN VINDICTIVE HATEFUL SELFISH UNCARING mother and person!!
October 19th, 2009 11:26 AM
What a two-faced parent, Dina!! Take a look at yourself, HYPOCRITE Dina!!
October 19th, 2009 11:29 AM
Worst parent award-Dina or Billy R. Cyrus?-tough one!!
October 19th, 2009 11:35 AM
Dina doesn't care about her kids-only herself!! Dina is a SELFISH individual and a PATHETIC mother and parent!!
October 19th, 2009 11:37 AM
Dina-YOU S T F U!!!!!!! You are NOT a mother or parent!! LOSER Dina!!!
October 19th, 2009 2:14 PM
STFU who gets award! i hope u die, in a slow painful fucking death
October 19th, 2009 2:28 PM
OMG this is one F'd up family for sure DINA you have no room to talk for you self. But Also Micheal has no room to talk he spreads their buisness out in the media like crazy.
October 19th, 2009 4:01 PM
I wonder if Britney's dad is available, because the only way having a court-appointed conservator would work is if HE, not Michael Lohan or Dina Lohan was appointed for Lindsay. I hope she gets help soon because she looks horrible!
October 20th, 2009 8:24 AM
Lindsay is a pretty woman
October 20th, 2009 1:03 PM
both of these parents need to stop trying to be in her spot light and get her the help she desperately needs
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