Chelsea Handler Playboy Photos: Coming Soon!

Chelsea Handler will be on the cover of Playboy in December.

Thanks to Jay Leno making a few calls to his connections, we now know what the cover of the issue (which will also feature Joanna Krupa nude) will look like.

Jay surprised Chelsea Handler with an enourmous version of the E! personality's cover, featuring the Chelsea Lately host (who quit drinking for "like a day and a half" to get in shape) standing in some faux snow, clad in a white bikini ...

Chelsea Handler in Playboy. Would you wanna handle her?

The holiday-themed issue should make for quite a nice stocking stuffer. What we wouldn't give to find this under the mistletoe. Okay, not really actually.

Prior to the cover being unveiled, she joked that she was excited, particularly for her dad, who was going to love it "because he thinks I'm very sexual."

She's better looking than she is funny.

Still, upon seeing it, she got laughs by saying "We need the guy that airbrushed me to come back." Here's the video of Chelsea Handler's Playboy cover ...