Breaking, False News: Kristen Stewart Dumps Robert Pattinson!
by Hilton Hater at .It's all over, folks.
Due to poor magazine sales the pressure of the relationship, a leading supermarket tabloid has invented a new story that reports that Kristen Stewart has broken up with Robert Pattinson.
“Rob was talking marriage,” said OK! Weekly's imaginary anonymous source, adding Stewart was unhappy with how little she was seeing of her friends and family. “She told him they need to take a break.”
How sad. It was just two issues weeks ago that this same publication pretended to have interviewed a supposedly happy Robsten inside their home, citing the couple itself as claiming it was essentially "married" already.
What could have gone wrong in the last few days? It's hard for OK! to make up believable quotes from non-existent people to say. But there is good news:
The magazine is already working on a cover story about aliens taking over Kristen's body Rob winning his true love back. Phew!
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Comments (38 Total)
Kiki,I'm siarttng to believe more and more that it's the Twilight franchise that makes her ..meh.Can't wait for Snow WHite and the Huntsman. Certainly looks promising! :)
i doubt kristen broke up with him.. he defently broke up with her
TODAY kristen b-day happy birthday k-stew mine was on april 2 luv u as actress so cool
such a lie i meen if they gonna lie bout others then make it seem reel so dum its personal leeve theme alone jut truth ok
i think that not only the OK magazines should leave kris and rob alone i think that they should leave all of them lot out there alone (famous ppl of course) only if they want to expose their sex life then they can, and its just even more discrasful if they make up stuff about them which is not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!