We hope Zachory Loring tuned in to the season premiere of The Hills this week.
Because that's as close as this nut job will ever get to Audrina Patridge.
Following his September 16 arrest on charges of vandalism and disturbing the peace, Loring - who sent Patridge creepy photos and poems - has been barred from contacting the reality star for three years.
Yes, Audrina Patridge can be sort of cute. But that's no excuse for stalking her!
The judge in the case just said the evidence was "quite disturbing" and added: "It's unfortunate that people who pursue careers in the public have to deal with these people."
In August, Mark McLeod was arrested for a similar crime. He continued to follow Miley Cyrus around, stating he was her number-one fan and soulmate.