Tabloid: Lindsay Lohan is Destroying Ali Lohan!

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This just in: Lindsay Lohan is a terrible role model.

We know, that's as shocking a statement as saying that Jon Gosselin is a man whore.

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But the latest issue of Life & Style delves into Lindsay's latest escapades and the effect they have on little sister Ali Lohan. For example, the siblings were spotted at Hollywood's Crown Bar on September 4.

"I couldn't believe Ali was there," a witness said. "They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there. She loved being out on the scene with her sister. It was as if she knew she belonged there."

Going back to last year, Ali said she wanted to be like Lindsay. It's hard to determine which aspect of her sister's life Ali wants to follow: The arrests? The time spent in rehab? The months of employment?

A family friend says "anything Lindsay does, Ali wants to do," while terrible father Michael Lohan simply states:

"I'm glad Lindsay and Ali remain so close. However, they're independent people and are capable of making their own decisions."

Thanks for chiming in, dad! Isn't there a television camera you should be crying into right about now?

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oh guys, you caught me. i'm secretly a bit jealous, oh well, a lot, of lindsay's prematurely aged skin, list of critically not acclaimed works and unemployment.

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I meant oh, not og ha

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Og for cyring out loud! Linsdays practically whoring out her sister!

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Those of you who's jealous and can't be happy w/ the success of others,just do something good for yourselves..clean your house maybe its not being cleaned since the day you moved in!!!!!!!!

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It's amazing that some insecure people are not only jealous of Lindsay
but also 15 year-old Ali.
Is it because the lovely Lohan sisters have talent,wealth,beauty,success,etc?

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Born
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Lindsay Dee Lohan

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Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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