Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: Engaged... On Set!

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Bravo, OK! magazine. You've taken the art of the attention-grabbing supermarket tabloid headline to new heights/depths.

In its latest issue, this celebrity gossip rag boldly states that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged. But, like any credit card or mortgage application, one must read the fine print.

The sub-headline states that Rob proposed to Kristen on set, which is true... in the movie they're filming! As any Twilight Saga fan knows, Edward and Bella agree to marry in Eclipse.

Inside the issue, sources don't say a word about any engagement between Pattinson and Stewart, though insiders do confirm the couple crashes together in Rob’s suite at the Sheraton Vancouver Wall Centre and is very cute in between takes.

“If Kristen is looking for Rob, she’ll say, ‘Has anyone seen my husband?’’’ said a source. “And Rob loves to say, ‘Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?’ It’s cute. They’re like a couple of love-struck teenagers.”

But these rumored new roommates are trying to keep the PDA to a minimum, insiders confirm, saving "real kisses for after the sun goes down... when you see them disappear into their hotel."

How come?

As previously bantered about, Summit Entertainment wants New Moon viewers to actually believe in the romance between Bella (Stewart) and Jacob (Taylor Lautner) in the upcoming film.

Studio bosses supposedly “fear that if a romance between Rob and Kristen is confirmed, Twilight fans won’t buy into the screen chemistry between Taylor and Kris.”

After the November 20 opening of New Moon, though, look out! This publication's headline might become valid after all.


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Oh my god, can't any of you people just leave them alone. Yeah, they made a movie, biig freaking deal. They are normal people just like everyone else. Yeah okay, having fans around 100% of the time, could be nice, but all these " I love you, Robert." " I love you, Kristen. " " I love you, Taylor. " By the Gods, none of you even know them, you have probably never seen them outside of their movies, nor do you know what they really like to do, you only know what the tabloids say.. Give it a rest. I really feel bad for Mr. Pattinson, Miss Stewart, and Mr. Lautner and all of them for putting up with all of your obsession. Get a hobby or something.


OMG!! I cant believe this is actually happening...You guys are the best and always will b ...i luv u rob and kristen!!


i wish that ok magizine would let them have some privacy like really! that is rude


Who cares who u go out with? what's important is u love each other and ur happy!


I can't believe Kristen Stewart would go out with a guy like that, i mean he's a faggot and his nipples are retarted, Kristen Stewart looks heaps better with Taylor Lautner, how dare bella choose edward over jacob, she must have mental problemns or something. ILY Jacob, you are the hottest thing on this planet! ;]


umm actually. Canada is better than America. We invented hockey, and the telephone!!! Plus, Obama is a liar, he's like all the other presidents, never actually lives up to his promises! And Canadians do NOT live in igloos, and we do NOT ski, or sled to school!


OMGGGG! i can finally prove my friends wrong!!! Oh and btw, ROB PATTINSON, u r soooo hottt in twilight, but in New moon, ur eyes r messed up!




hey i think they look so good together and they would have the prettiest baby ever and i love him so much like you all girls do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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London, England
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