Peter Andre Receives a Quickie (Divorce)

Katie Price is used to giving quickies to Peter Andre.

That said, it was pretty much par for the course that their divorce, which was made official today by London's High Court, took a mere 42 seconds to complete.

Their four-year marriage was deemed "irretrievably broken down due to both parties' unreasonable behavior." Somehow he got lumped in with Katie there.

The district judge said, "Given that I have to exercise discretion in determining what to permit to disclose to the press, I find it difficult to do that without the parties and their representatives to express their views to the court."

He said details of quickie divorce can be made public.

"I think the press are entitled to know the basis on which the decree was pronounced, and each was on the basis of unreasonable behavior," he concluded.

Peter Andre is hereby free to pursue a new, less insane wife.

Both Katie Price and Peter Andre sued each other for divorce, and they are taking extra precautions to keep their divorce papers a secret from the media.

We'll see how long until the tawdry, accusatory details of their split get out - and what information was included in them for all the gossip-mad world to see.

Something about her banging Alex Reid, for sure.

Peter Andre and Katie Price are able to remarry in six weeks when the decree absolute is granted. We hope she can hold off that long, difficult as it seems.