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We were happy to hear that Miley Cyrus took the stripper pole out of her new concert tour. That thing was really inappripriate for a 16-year old.

But did she really have to replace it with a fake doggy style dance move?!?

We're not making this up. We wish we were. Fast forward to the 1:45 mark in the video below; watch Miley; and a fellow dancer and wonder what the heck they were thinking when this was choreographed...

In a recent interview, Cyrus said she wants people to respect her privacy.

If that's the case, why is she showing the world how she and Liam Hemsworth behave behind closed doors?!?

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A day prior to her wedding, Khloe Kardashian has something old (father Bruce Jenner); something new (her breasts); something borrowed (the spotlight); and something blue (a sad sister Kim for being shoved out of said spotlight).

She also has a lawyer.

That's because fiance Lamar Odom is finally showing an ounce of rational thinking. He's insisting on a prenuptial agreement. There's just one problem:

In order for E! to foot the bill for the $1 million wedding, it must take place tomorrow. That's not enough time to hash out a contract between the couple, both sides of which have romantically hired an attorney the day before the ceremony.

Happy New Family

According to TMZ, here's the likely solution: like her love for Odom, Khloe's wedding tomorrow will be fake.

In order to work out a post-nuptial agreement, the ceremony would have to be non-binding. Once the financial details are worked out in case of a divorce, the couple can then officially tie the knot.

So, why don't Kardashian and Odom simply wait until this takes place and hold an actual wedding? Because cameras wouldn't have time to capture it, get it on the air and garner great ratings from the event.

D'uh!

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We already know Crystal Harris and Karissa Shannon have bad taste in men. No offense, Hugh Hefner, but you are older than the game of baseball.

Now, it's clear the Playmates have poor taste in women, as well. Just look at who they want to see nude in Playboy: Kelly Osbourne!

"She's losing weight and she's blond now," Harris said to E! News. "She looks good. I want to see what she looks like naked."

Karissa chime in: "Yeah! We want to see Kelly Osbourne naked!"

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It actually sounds like the gals are previewing a done deal, considering Hefner's confidence that Osbourne would appear in his magazine. "Kelly would be happy to pose," he said.

As for rumors that Kelly Bensimon of The Real Housewives of New York City would don most of her birthday suit in the December issue, Hef was clueless.

"I'm usually the last one to know," he said. "People always have the assumption that I pick up the phone and ask people. But I don't. That's not my job. The photo department does that."

Do you wanna see Kelly Osbourne naked in Playboy?

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We hope this news doesn't drive Mischa Barton back into another silly hospitalization.

Following a pair of abysmal episodes - the second of which was viewed by scarcely one million people - The Beautiful Life has been canceled by The CW.

Mischa Barton Bikini Pic

When first announced, the series appeared to have promise. It starred Barton, Elle Macpherson and Corbin Bleu; it was based on a modeling world that reality shows (such as America's Next Top Model) prove the country is interested in.

Yet Barton's recent controveries, along with producer Ashton Kutcher's general annoyingness, may have doomed the drama before it started.

In its place, The CW air reruns of Ashlee Simpson's Melrose Place. The network also picked up addition episode of freshman series Vampire Diaries this week.

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review.

Below, we take a look back at some of the LOL and WTH moments, shocking celebrity scandals and news stories that made this week by far the best week of Hollywood gossip and rumors since ... well, last week.

Some of the highlights from the past seven days:

  • Howard K. Stern, Dr. Khristine Eroshevich and Dr. Sandeep Kapoor were all arraigned on felony charges in the 2007 death of Anna Nicole Smith.
  • Khloe Kardashian seems poised to actually marry Lamar Odom Sunday. And milk every last second of it for as much publicity as she can garner.
  • Randy Quaid's wife, Evi Quaid, is apparently kind of crazy. Neither of them apparently enjoy paying bills for the nice B&Bs they stay at, either.
  • Mackenzie Phillips revealed she was raped by her dad. That's horrifying. It was corroborated by her half-sister Chynna Phillips. It got even weirder when she revealed she likely aborted his baby ... but he wasn't a monster.

Mackenzie Phillips' revelations about her drug-addled, incestuous past dominated news.

  • This week in celebrity babies: Ellen Pompeo and Chris Ivery, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr., and Samantha Burke all had their first kids!
  • Quote of the Week: "I think it's important to point out that I was actually black before the election." - a deadpanning President Obama on Letterman
  • LOL Claim of the Week: Mark-Paul Gosselaar was on steroids during Saved By the Bell: The College Years, alleges former co-star Dustin Diamond.
  • Stephanie Sterling is the latest to say Jon Gosselin hit that. Although she is likely not the last. Meanwhile, Hailey Glassman supposed got a boob job.
  • Careful. Jennifer Aniston is very fragile and may break at any moment.
  • Cutest 1-2 American Idol punch ever: Kris Allen and David Archuleta!
  • Miley Cyrus is totally sort of officially dating Liam Hemsworth now!
  • John Edwards may soon admit he fathered a kid with Rielle Hunter.
  • Aubrey O'Day pretends to be sad, pissed about people ogling her.
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Somebody new is drooling over Mary-Louise Parker nude.

The beautiful actress has gone public with Charlie Mars, a musician she started seeing in early June. Sources told People the singer/songwriter and the Weeds star spent all of last weekend together, spending time in Los Angeles for the Emmy Awards.

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Last year, Parker appeared in the artist's video for "Listen to the Darkside," the first single off his record Like a Bird, Like a Plane.

Mars reminds us a bit of John Mayer - for Parker's sake, though, let's hope he's far less of a douchebag than his fellow guitar player.

Parker had previously been involved in a roller coaster relationship with Jeffery Dean Morgan.

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Randy Quaid's wife Evi Quaid, may be a little unstable. She thinks the officers who arrested her and her husband in Marfa, Tx., yesterday are corrupt.

Does this allegation have any merit? We don't know, but wouldn't bet on it, since the loose cannon apparently went "psychotic" at the police station.

Deputy James Davis of Presidio County Sheriff's Office says Evi showed up at the station today - she was released on bail yesterday - accusing him of being "a crooked, corrupt cop" concocting "a plot against her and her husband."

Davis described it as a "psychotic episode" and says that Quaid threw a handwritten statement at him, accusing him of setting herself and Randy up.

The officer says Evi Quaid then went to a nearby courthouse and as she was leaving, proceeding to back into a motorcycle that was parallel parked.

A police report was taken. No word if charges will be filed.

Evi and Randy Quaid: evidently kind of insane!

Evi Quaid was far from finished at that point. She hand-painted a big, fat sign (really) again accusing the officer of being a dirty, bribe-taking cop.

She painted the sign on the side of a truck she personally drove and parked outside of Mayor Dan Dunlap's office in Marfa this afternoon. The sign reads, "Deputy James Davis takes payments ... call & make offers."

Davis says he won't remove it ... yet" "She's entitled to freedom of speech. At some point it becomes libel. I'll consider legal action if it continues."

Best of all, Randy and Evi Quaid still haven't paid the bill for which they're being prosecuted. They're accused of stiffing a nice B&B in California.

The $5,546.96 the Quaids sent the San Ysidro Ranch to settle the bill - after their mug shots were taken - isn't the full payment and not by a lot.

The Quaids still owe another $5,000. Evi even called the Ranch and said she would only pay the balance if they promised not to press charges.

This nut job also alleged a Nazi conspiracy and kicked the crap out of a senior citizen the last time someone crossed her. Time to get a shrink, Evi.

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On the surface, it would appear as though Adam Lambert has little in common with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

But the American Idol runner-up can relate to the hottest rumored couple in Hollywood in one significant way: for months, Lambert - quietly and with class - dealt with rumors of his homosexuality.

He barely commented on the topic, choosing instead to let his performances speak for themselves. Eventually, he admitted his sexual orientation to Rolling Stone in June.

Sound familiar? Everyone assumes Rob and Kristen are dating, everyone is fine with that, yet no one knows for certain.

Robsten Bubbled

As the media bears down, Robert Pattinson wants to come clean with reporters. But Kristen Stewart is distracted by her man's sex appeal.

According to In Touch Weekly, though, the couple is prepared to follow Lambert's lead and go public with its romance in December. That tabloid claims Robsten will give a tell-all interview to Harper's Bazaar.

Says a source, regarding Pattinson and Stewart's conversation with the publication: “Rob and Kristen were relatively open about their relationship."

Only time will tell if this interview actually takes place. Until then, we're sure desperate celebrity gossip rags will publish misleading reports about the state of Robsten and its future as a couple.

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Her sisters are upset, her stepmom calls her a liar, but Mackenzie Phillips isn't backing down from her claim of a long-term sexual relationship with her dad.

She hopes to become the public face of incest, not a post anyone would want to hold, but one that represents an issue she says gets too little attention.

"If I've started a national dialogue that's going to help people face these issues, then I'm forever grateful," Phillips, 49, said Friday via satellite on Oprah.

Mackenzie Phillips, who revealed her shocking secret in a new memoir, High on Arrival, appeared for the second time this week on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

She returned to Oprah to face the doubts from her family about the nature of her relationship with John Phillips, founder of the band The Mamas and the Papas.

Bijou, Chynna and Mackenzie Phillips.

On Friday's show, Winfrey read comments made by John's ex-wife, Michelle, who was also a member of the band and later Mackenzie's stepmother:

"I have every reason to believe it's untrue," Michelle Phillips said, adding that Mackenzie has a history of mental illness and drug abuse.

Mackenzie Phillips, who also says she became pregnant, possibly with John's love child (which she aborted), didn't take the accusation sitting down, although she has by no means attempted to deny her long and troubled history of drug use.

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While some "celebrities" like Kourtney Kardashian whore their unborn children out for headlines, others choose to keep their private lives to themselves.

Gisele Bundchen is one of those people. The supermodel and Tom Brady aren't ones to divulge pregnancy details - or even find them out personally!

Rumors may be flying that she’s expecting a baby boy, but pregnant Gisele Bundchen says she doesn’t yet know the sex of her baby. Nor will she!

"We decided not to know,” Bündchen, who is expecting her first child, tells Brazilian magazine Caras. "We will only know when it is born, in December."

"I want the emotion of finding out then if it is a boy or a girl," she added.

Not finding out the sex of the baby doesn't mean she’s not already scouting baby clothes - and shoes. Bundchen, who markets a line of sandals in Brazil, loves the baby-size ones: “The baby versions are really cute," she says.

And while she’s already six months pregnant - time flies when you deny it repeatedly, then don't publicize it - Gisele has hardly been slowing down.

She's been busy as the new goodwill ambassador for the United Nations Environmental Program, and is getting her pilot’s license next month.

"I am going to keep traveling, but my home is in Boston," says Bundchen, who moved there from New York City to be close to her husband, who plays quarterback for the New England Patriots (maybe you've heard of him).

Whether they're having a boy or girl, these things remain clear:

  • It's going to be one beautiful, adorable celebrity baby.
  • Tom Brady has seen Gisele nude at least once. Jerk.
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