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Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Lovw Hewitt have spent the summer breaking every nauseating PDA record on the books.

According to a new report by Perez Hilton, though, the abysmal actor has also spent the last few weeks getting busy with his ex-girlfriend... Shannon Funk!

This is hilarious for multiple reasons:

  • It's miraculous enough that Kennedy is dating Hewitt. In case you haven't noticed, there's a slight disparity in the attractiveness of this couple.
  • Funk is the former assistant of Britney Spears. In August 2007, she sold out to the tabloids, claiming a lesbian affair with the pop star and telling the world that Britney was a terrible mother.

Kennedy and Funk are either perfect for each other; or the latter is making up more rumors to get herself in the news. As you can see below, she's very good at that...

  • Britney Spears: Bisexual?
  • What a Jackass

Shannon Funk and Jamie Kennedy?!? What would Britney say about her rumored ex-lover rekindling a flame with this fool?

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Goodbye, Lauren Conrad.

Hello, Kristin Cavallari!

Shopping Like Fiends

The Hills will look very different when it returns for a sixth season on September 29, as the MTV's program's original protagonist will no longer be reading cue cards and pretending to fight with Heidi appear on the show.

Not to worry, though, fans: Audrina Patridge, Lauren Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt all return. They were spotted shooting scenes on a Los Angeles street last week, clearly confused over the script:

My desperate need for attention is THIS big!

Click on the photos below for closer looks at Lo, Audrina and Stephane trying to remember their lines on The Hills:

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Megan Fox nude photos are real!

That was the joke behind the actress' monologue as host of Saturday Night Live this weekend, at least, as Fox pretended that clearly photoshopped pics of herself online we, indeed, valid.

This gave hope to 13-year old boys around the country and provided a funny start to the star's decent turn on the sketch comedy show.

Over the next hour and a half, Fox proved that she's slightly more than just a pretty face, starring in skits about flight attendants, mail order brides and more. After staring at her cleavage below, click on the following photos for a look at the actress in a variety of costumes...

Cute Cleavage
  • Briefly a Blonde
  • Hot Host
  • Fake Flight Attendant
  • Host with the Most

How did Fox do as host? You tell us. Watch her opening monologue after the jump.

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They showed us.

Following days of disbelieving that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom would actually get married, The Hollywood Gossip once again underestimated the power of greed and the desperation of some people for attention.

Actually Married

Kardashian and Odom got married at 5:12 p.m. Pacific Time at a private residence in Los Angeles. It may have been a fake ceremony, but details of the wedding included:

  • Bruce Jenner walked Khloe down the aisle;
  • The bride wore a Vera Wang gown;
  • Her bridal party was comprised of sisters Kim, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie Jenner; Khadijah and Malika Haqq; and actress Lauren London;
  • Famous guests included: Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, Kobe Bryant, Chelsea Handler, Lara Spencer, Brittny Gastineau and Lala Vazquez;
  • The reception was nightclub-themed, apt for a woman that spends more time at Hyde than at home;
  • There's no word on whether or not Ray J was the videographer for the event.

Asked if he might pitch a reality series starring Khloe and Lamar, Seacrest said: "I'm seriously thinking about it."

We're seriously not at all surprised. How long do you think these two will remain married for?

 

We'd show you wedding photos, but the pair has already sold their rights for $300,000. Positively shocking, isn't it?

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Congratulations are in order for Justin Guarini and Reina Capodici.

The former American Idol runner-up and Capodici walked down the aisle at a private estate in Guarini's hometown of Doylestown, PA last night.

Guarini and his new wife attended high school together, but only started dating recently.

"Justin is one of the most deserving people of happiness and love," said Kimberly Caldwell, Guarini's co-host on the TV Guide Network's Idol Tonight. I know he will be an amazing hubby."

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A nine-carat engagement ring.

A fake wedding ceremony.

Reality TV cameras everywhere.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom wedding!

With the non-binding nuptials set to take place today, we've got a preview of what's to come. Odom, Khloe and her family gathered at a restaurant in Santa Monica yesterday to rehearse the most contrived wedding in celebrity gossip history.

Everyone was on hand: the bride and groom; Kris and Bruce Jenner; Kim Kardashian; cameramen; boom mic operators. Check out the festivities below:

A Fake Wedding
  • Sweet Nothing
  • Huge Ring
  • Rehearsing
  • At Wedding Rehearsal
  • Wedding Rehearsal

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Chynna Phillips has confirmed that her half-sister carried on a long, incestuous affair with their father, John Phillips.

Now, as disgusting as it is to contemplate, a long-time friend of Mackenzie Phillips is also backing up her pal's story.

Owen Elliot, the daughter of John’s bandmate Cass Elliot, told Extra this week:

“Mackenzie is my best friend. She speaks her truth, and it’s not a pretty truth. She has lived with this for 30-plus years, and talking about this now is an important part of her recovery. I am very proud of her. Her bravery in telling her story is bound to help others.”

Whether or not it's true, it's also bound to make her a lot of money.

Photo of Mackenzie Phillips

Are you grossed out by Mackenzie Phillips, or fascinated by her tale?

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Randy Quaid and wife Evi were arrested last week for skipping out on their bill for a stay at a hotel in Santa Barbara.

Considering Quaid is a successful actor with a seemingly healthy bank account, that's strange - but it's not the strangest aspect of this story.

According to Radar Online, private investigator Becky Altringer says Evi Quaid has a connection to Conrad Murray; yes, the same Conrad Murray suspected of playing a major role in the death of Michael Jackson.

Altringer claims Mrs. Quaid also used the shady doctor to fill numerous drug prescriptions, including one for Demerol, which she allegedly snorts on a regular basis.

“Evi told me she got her Demerol from Dr. Murray and plus another doctor,” Altringer told the website. “She told me that she and Michael Jackson had the same doctors.”

Randy and Evi Quaid

Through the course of her investigation, Altringer reportedly found other pills prescribed to Evi and believes the drugs have led to the woman's erratic behavior; the latest example of which just took place on Friday.

“Evi told me she believed Michael Jackson had been murdered, along with David Carradine, Heath Ledger, Chris Penn and Natasha Richardson,” Altringer said. “She thought everyone was out to get her, and blamed everything on 'the Mob.’”

The private eye also alleges that Evi Quaid often beat on her husband, forcing him into a life of alcoholism.

If true, this would place his role in Christmas Vacation in an entirely new light.

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We had a perfectly nice Friday night at The Hollywood Gossip this week.

Following a few days of hard work, we kicked back and watched the Yankees defeat the Red Sox in a game that featured a mammoth home run by Kate Hudson's boy toy, Alex Rodriguez.

But we wish we'd have been at MILK Studios in Los Angeles instead.

A slew of today's hottest young stars showed up there for the 2009 Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party. Among them: Taylor Lautner, Selena Gomez, Miranda Cosgrove and Ashley Tisdale.

Take a look at each of these rising celebrities below, highlighted by a large photo of Lautner. Do you really need to ask why?

Total Stud
  • Pretty Selena
  • Scott and Ashley
  • Very Beautiful Blonde
  • Smoldering

Click on the photos above to enlarge shots of Selena, Miranda, Ashley and Taylor.

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This just in: Whitney Port is boring.

It took one season of The City for MTV to come to this realization, so the network has hired Port's friend Roxy Olin to come aboard the reality show.

Adam Senn

The daughter of actors Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig, Olin will work for People’s Revolution and move in with Whitney. She spoke to People this week about her role on the series, which premieres Tuesday.

On adjusting to life with cameras around: Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve liked to perform. I like the attention; I’ll be honest. Whitney is so used to it that I had to jump in really quickly to get as comfortable as she is. I was like, “You’re really going to wake up and go on camera right now?” I was like, “I’m going to wake up at 6 and put on a little bit of makeup.” And then you just decide to stop doing that.

On preparing for fame: They’re only showing one part of who I am. They make me out to be a little b—-, but I’m not really at all. And Whitney is one of my best friends in the world. We live together and we’re really close, and I think having that relationship with her and having her show me the way was okay. I also have my [acting job on] Brothers & Sisters that I’m doing at the same time, and I feel like I’m honoring the art that I do — and I’m doing this show where I get to have so much fun.

I don’t think it’s real. Whitney’s like, “Get ready. It’s going to hit. And it happens overnight.” And I’m like, “Yea, uh-huh, it’ll never happen,” because I’m so used to her going through it. I’m excited and a little bit nervous. I know you’re only seeing a part of myself because I still have my own life, my own privacy and my friendship with Whitney is really strong and I have someone to go through it with, and that’s really lucky.

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