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At just 23 years of age, she's already conquered the celebrity fashion world, Israel's obscenity laws and both the dance and pop music charts.

Now possible hermaphrodite Lady Gaga has set her sights on dominating the world of ... adult contemporary, teaming up with Michael Bolton.

The no-talent ass clown singer Michael Bolton, not his nerdy software engineer namesake responsible for all those hilarious Office Space quotes.

In an interview with London's Metro newspaper, Bolton, 56, said he has been working with Lady Gaga on his new album, One World One Love.

Calm down, you don't have to pre-order it this instant.

The idea for a collaboration actually happened before Gaga got super famous - and it was apparently all her idea, according to Michael Bolton.

Lady Gaga Nipple Slip

A match made in music heaven if ever there were one.

"I was taking a break from production when my manager and the label tag-teamed me on the phone about writing with this young artist named Lady Gaga who I had never heard of - but they were raving about," Bolton said.

"They said she was a huge fan and wanted to write with me. No one had heard of her ... but a minute into "Just Dance," I thought, 'This CD is gonna be huge!'"

Let it be known that Michael Bolton knows talent when he hears it.

When the two finally met, Mike was taken by Lady G's energy and commitment (not to mention style) and "realized right away she was destined for greatness."

"When I met her in the studio later that night, I realized she was not only about to have a big hit record, but Gaga was a superstar about to launch," he said.

"Her energy was so high and her focus excited me. She reminds me of a young Madonna, with more exuberance and emphasis on art rather than marketing."

That's high praise, considering the marketing aspect of these Lady Gaga pictures. Sure, she's got catchy songs, but is she more than a flash in the pan?

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Of course Halle Berry is pregnant again.

If you were Gabriel Aubry, and you were dating the Sexiest Woman Alive, could you keep your hands off her and/or your penis outside of her? Neither could we.

The actress, who turned 43 on August 14 and is showing Father Time who's boss, is reportedly three months along with her second child.

Halle and Nahla

Another baby on board: Nahla will soon have a little brother or sister!

"Halle is overjoyed," a source told Life & Style. "The first time, she struggled so much to get pregnant and eventually conceived through in vitro fertilization. This time, the baby was conceived through artificial insemination."

For some strange reason, Berry is yet to announce this pregnancy to the world; nor has she shared every craving and thought she's had about it with every supermarket tabloid in existence.

Has she learned nothing at all from Kourtney Kardashian?!?

** UPDATE: Berry appeared on a September episode of The Jay Leno Show and shot down this rumor. Oh well. No harm done.

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Neither has eaten a full meal in years, but both Shenae Grimes and Mischa Barton present themselves as sex symbols.

They wear skimpy clothing, they pose seductively, they have breasts.

The former might be an anorexic bitch, and the latter might have recently been hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation, but you know what Lil John says: men want a "freak in the bed" anyway.

With that in mind, choose your preferred malnourished partner below. Will it be the skeletal 90210 star, or the batty Beautiful Life actress?

  • Gaunt, Sort of Sexy
  • Allergic to Food

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Who would you rather...

 

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Sometimes, 18 kids is simply not enough, so Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of Tonitown, Ark., are expecting a new addition to their household this spring.

That's right, at that point they will have five more children than Nadya "Octomom" Suleman and 11 more children than Jon and Kate Gosselin. Wow.

"We are so thrilled," says Michelle, 42. "We just can't believe it is happening."

You can't, Michelle? Not after the previous 18 times you were pregnant?

Her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, 44, agrees: "I never gets old. We are so grateful for each child. We look forward to our first grand baby and 19th child."

Their first grandchild is due soon, as their oldest son Joshua, 21, is apparently getting a fast start in joining the family profession of making humans.

He and his wife are expecting a daughter next month, who will be older than her new aunt or uncle: "I think it is going to be awesome," Josh said.

THAT'S A LOTTA KIDS: The Duggar family is still growing, too.

Ridiculous as it seems to have 19 children, at least the Duggars live debt-free (cough, Octomom) in a house they built themselves with their kids.

Their names all begin with J, naturally. Yep, all 18 of them.

There's Joshua, twins Jana and John-David, 19; Jill, 18; Jessa, 16; Jinger, 15; Joseph, 14; Josiah, 13; Joy-Anna, 11; twins Jedidiah and Jeremiah, 10; Jason, 9; James, 8; Justin, 6; Jackson, 5; Johanna, 3; Jennifer, 2, and Jordyn-Grace, 8 months.

Eat your hearts out, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian.

Like Jon and Kate Plus 8, the Duggar family's TLC series, 18 Kids and Counting, may have to be renamed in light of these recent life-changing events.

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Despite rumors sparked by her walking around with some serious bling, Tyra Banks says she doesn't plan on walking down an aisle or saying "I Do" anytime soon.

Rumors surfaced that the talk show host was engaged to John Utendahl, her longtime beau, after she was seen with a huge ring on her ring finger this weekend.

But Banks set the record straight on Twitter.

"Hearing about crazy rumors that I'm engaged. Well, I'm not," she posted. "The 'RING' is my high school class ring. It's 10k gold, and has zero diamonds. Ha!"

Ha! She's still annoying. And check out the outfit she's wearing below. This from a woman who hosts a show called America's Next Top Model. WTF is this:

Ridiculous Tyra Banks Fashion

The new season of America's Next Top Model premieres a week from tonight. Hopefully that's enough time for Tyra Banks to buy a new wardrobe. Goodness, girlfriend.

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Showing street cred but hanging with a kinder, gentler companion, Rihanna poses for a photo at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, Calif., on Monday.

Tweety is unlikely to use her face as a speedbag - although to be fair, if they ever got into an altercation, that bird brain might not remember it either.

Rihanna and Abusive Boyfriend

Still, it's unlikely the creature with Rihanna below would ever do her harm.

The guy on the right, however? He doesn't have the best track record.

Nor is he scoring points with that yellow vest. Come on, Chris Brown. Tweety can pull that color off, not you. Just stick to (appropriately named) wife-beaters.

GOOD COMPANY: Rihanna's face is safter with the figure on the left.

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As Megan Fox so eloquently stated in a recent interview, women in heterosexual relationships have all the power because they possess a vagina.

This is untactful, offensive to both genders and pretty much true.

Hot, as Usual

But it also helps when you're possessed by satantic forces and can threaten men with an appetite for their flesh.

Such is the case in Jennifer's Body, the upcoming, Diablo Cody-directed thriller in which Fox stars as a cheerleader that gorges on male classmates. She also makes out - and loves it! - with co-star Amanda Seyfried.

Both are pictured below. We have a feeling the movie will be a huge hit. Guys will go to see Megan Fox; women will go to throw tomatoes at the screen every time she appears.

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Chain-smoking. Texting. Boozing. More texting.

This is what you do at the club if you are a pimp.

On his last night in Las Vegas, where he had played host to a weekend pool party, America's most eligible bachelor, Jon Gosselin, decided to hit the clubs.

After dinner at Mirage's Stack Monday night, the celebrity gossip mainstay and his crew, which he apparently has, headed to Jet Nightclub around Midnight.

Drinking Skyy Vodka, Jon Gosselin largely ignored several women vying for his attention, focusing on his friends and texting like a madman on his phone.

Gotta get those new apps. He did take his eyes off his mobile device for a moment, however, to dance on the sofa when DJ Class' "I'm The Ish" came on.

Feelin' Like a P-I-M-P

Sorry, ladies. Pimp Daddy Jon G. does not have time for you.

At 1 a.m., Gosselin headed to XS Nightclub, where he again stuck to texting, paying little to no attention to the women dancing just a few feet from him.

They must not be up to his mediocre standards.

Switching to Grey Goose vodka, the father of eight went mostly unrecognized while wearing a collared shirt and jeans before leaving the club at 3 a.m.

Gosselin was expected to leave Vegas this morning. He's probably happy to get back to the love of his life, Hailey Glassman, at home on the East Coast.

Oh, right, and his eight small children. Too bad TLC is exploiting them so much, in his estimation. Just wait until they learn what Google is, Jonny boy.

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Last week, the hype regarding TV's most-hyped show hit unprecedented levels when rumors of a Chuck Bass gay kiss hit the Internet - and were confirmed.

Well, this new sneak peek clip doesn't mention that dalliance, but does hit at other problems for Ed Westwick's Chuck and Leighton Meester's Blair Waldorf.

The gay kiss doesn't take place until later this season, but in the September 14 premiere, Chuck is certainly tempted to kiss someone other than Queen B.

No, it's a regular girl - a cute, blonde girl who looks like a hybrid of Gossip Girl star Blake Lively and guest star Hilary Duff - who attempts to seduce Chuck.

She says he doesn't "do" girlfriends. But will he "do" her? Check out the sexy clip below and follow the link for four more Gossip Girl sneak previews ...

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Meeting the in-laws. It's a moment we all dread.

Even Katie Price, who was reportedly on her best behavior (?) at the home of her new cage fighter boyfriend Alex Reid’s parents the other night.

She ate take out, watched Danyl Johnson on The X Factor and astonished everyone by drinking tea. Jordan even had an excuse to booze it up - it was Alex’s sister Lauren’s 40th birthday party - but stuck with the non-alcoholic beverage.

Katie must really like the guy!

Her BFF Zakiya Berrabah, who was also at the party in Aldershot, said Jordan "went down a storm" (whatever that means) with the family of Alex Reid.

Berrabah added: “The whole family loves Katie. She does not drink, only when she goes out which is not as often as people think.” Sure thing, Zakiya.

Jordan, 31, and Alex Reid, 34, later crashed out in his bedroom, which is decked out with model Viking warriors. Sounds like a great date.

Sloppy Katie Price

Katie Price apparently behaved herself. There's a first time for everything.

Meanwhile, her estranged ex, Peter Andre - who was enraged by Jordan's relationship with Reid - specifically his role in a violent, aggressive sex scene in a movie - believes he's ready to start the process of dating again.

He vowed he wouldn't have sex until their divorce was finalized, but he has decided to relax that self-imposed ban and start looking for a girlfriend.

He said: "Since my split from Kate, I took a vow of celibacy, which I am still sticking to. But I might be ready to start dating again. Ideally, I would like to be divorced before I meet someone special. But if it happens, it happens."

"I have come a long way in the last few weeks and my head is in a better place. You can still be celibate and date, you know," mused Peter Andre.

Peter's raising three children, Harvey, 7, Junior, four, and Princess Tiaamii, 2, and has also decided to start clearing her possessions out of his home.

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