Lindsay Lohan Named "Artistic Advisor" for French Fashion Company

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Need more proof that the economy is turning around? Lindsay Lohan has found a job!

The struggling actress and overall disaster of a human being has been named “artistic advisor” for Paris designer Emanuel Ungaro. Your guess is pretty much as good as ours as to what that actually means.

But Ungaro CEO and president Mounir Moufarrige sounded excited over the decision. Sort of.

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Got a clothing line coming out for anorexic drug addicts? Lindsay Lohan is your advisor!

“A designer only-led fashion house isn’t enough, so we’re adding a super consumer who gives us a direct channel to consumers,” he said. “Odds are it could work. I think the noise level around Lindsay will be very, very big.”

That's true. The sound of a train wrecking is typically quite loud.

As for Lohan, she's just psyched she'll be able to pay her mortgage finally.

“When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it,” she said. “I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me. To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”

If past Lindsay Lohan fashion is any indication, that is not a good thing.

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Whoever wrote this article about lindsay is no human being..but an evil descended from HELL!!how could you sleep and livea life normally knowing you're destroying someone.

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