Kourtney Kardashian Loves Pregnancy, Morning Sex, Exciting Reality Show Storylines

In a new, wide-ranging interview with Us Weekly, Kourtney Kardashian opens up about a number of attention-seeking topics. She makes three noteworthy points:

1. Pregnancy is awesome.
2. So is morning sex.
3. She and Scott Disick kept their distance this year in order to provide fodder for her reality TV shows.

Let's delve into each of these subjects in more depth.

First, Kourtney told E! News, during a photo shoot for the aforementioned magazine, that "I love being pregnant." Of course she does. Its provided her with more headlines than ever before.

Disick meanwhile, explained the birds and the bees to readers: "When I wake up, she always wants to have sex. That's how we got this way!"

It's true. Sex leads to pregnancy. So does an absence of birth control pills.

Disick added: "I think she's gorgeous. I think her body's perfect, and there's no one in the world I care more about making happy. It's upsetting to me if I hurt her feelings. For me, she has pretty much everything."

So why did the couple break up for a few months? Why did they not even see each other during that time?

For reality show ratings, of course! Kourtney admits the distance from Scott caused her family, friends and fans to be suspicious of him. This made for great TV.

"That's what makes the show exciting," Kourtney said, referring to both Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami. "I get it, but it's hard on a relationship when people say things like, 'I hope you're never back with that Scott guy.'"

Such is the life of a reality TV star. Sometimes, you need to make up said reality in order to create more interesting storylines.

Other times, you need to get pregnant in order to remain relevent.