Even after living the party girl life in Ibiza, badmouthing her ex like it's her job and then engaging in "constant banging" with classless cage fighter Alex Reid, Katie Price is still surprised, for reasons unknown, that everyone is on Team Peter.
Peter being her estranged ex Peter Andre, who for his part has been laying low with their kids and pledging to remain celibate until a divorce is final.
We'd put Team Peter membership around 99.9 percent.
So, what’s an attention-crazed lady to do to win back both press and the admiration of people who were once her fans? Revealing she’d suffered a miscarriage? No, she tried that and that didn’t work. Think bigger.
Claiming she was raped when she was younger, and that Pete knew about it? Mmm, that didn't work either, after he denied knowledge. So, now what?
Katie Price revealed more about the alleged rapist, saying her aggressor is a celebrity to ramp up the headlines (and likely fees) just that lil' bit more.
How low is too low for Katie Price? We haven't found out yet.
She said: "A famous celebrity raped me and Peter knows who. It was years ago before I was with Pete. My friends and family knew about it at the time."
Why didn't the model known as Jordan report the rape to police? "Next question. I don't want to go down that road. I don't want to talk about it again."
Well, unless she's getting paid to, of course.
Now, we're not so cynical that we're going to come right out and say we think she’s lying, but ... okay, we totally are. Way to make light of and demean women who are actually the victims of sexual violence, Katie. Class move.
If you want to tell all and no one cares, you should probably ask yourself why no one cares. Could be because you are cavorting around with a guy who started in a rape fantasy movie, and alleging you were raped an hour later.