In the latest round of absurd, hilarious personal attacks exchanged between Jon and Kate Gosselin in the media, he and his new girlfriend have struck back.
After Kate lamented on The View this week that Jon Gosselin brought Hailey Glassman to meet their eight kids, he tells E! News that it's simply not true.
"I've never brought Hailey to meet the kids," said Jon, who told GMA last week that he despises his ex-wife, "nor do I plan on doing that anytime soon."
Taking to her Twitter account, Hailey Glassman chimed in: "I was never at Jon and Katezilla's house nor did I meet the children, And nor am I in a rush to."
She added: "When the truth finally comes out, the public owes Jon and I a HUGE apology, until then keep hating n being blinded, Bunch of Helen Keller's."
We're guessing that's her way of saying celebrity gossip readers are just blinded by ... who the hell knows. But she's a class act, that Hailey Glassman.
The women of Jon Gosselin, past and present.
A source close to Jon and Hailey says Jon spoke to Kate Gosselin after her appearance, and asked why she made the Hailey-meeting-the-kids allegation.
Kate claimed to have seen it "in the tabloids." Natch.
The source close to Jon says he will consider introducing the kids to Hailey "at the appropriate time" once the divorce is final - in the next couple of weeks.
It's been a busy week for Jon Gosselin rumors. Stephanie Santoro, a nanny he hired, says she and Jon had sex nine times - at the house with the kids.
After a massage and hot tub action, she says she went to the apartment over Jon's garage. You know what happened then. Sex. They had sex. Many times.
Who sucks more?