Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition!
by Free Britney at .Following his instant-classic "You Lie!" outburst last night, U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson has sparked widespread discussion and even inspired a website in his (dis)honor.
The South Carolina Republican is the subject of a new site called Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition, a reference to the controversial health care issue.
It was President Barack Obama's health care speech that caused Wilson to heckle him last night, shouting at him and earning headlines and criticism.
With the tagline "You dissed America; we'll dis you right the f**k back," the new site takes funny shots at the Congressman with each click of the mouse.
Some of them are just amusing, sort of like reverse "Chuck Norris facts." Joe Wilson is totally "that guy" we all hate. For example, the site claims that:
- Joe Wilson hit on your mom
- Joe Wilson stole your newspaper
- Joe Wilson yells 'Free Bird' at concerts
- Joe Wilson didn't refill your Brita pitcher
- Joe Wilson farted during your wedding vows
- Joe Wilson talks on his Blackberry during your favorite movie
- Joe Wilson swapped the dead batteries in his Walkman for the fresh ones in your TV remote
Yep. Joe Wilson is totally that guy.
Some of the Joe Wilson "facts" directly address the health care crisis and his rude outburst, however. A few examples of more serious criticism ...
- Joe Wilson yells while adults are talking
- Joe Wilson claims your sick child is faking
- Joe Wilson thinks you are too stupid to actually read the bill
- Joe Wilson canceled your insurance for buying off-brand insoles
- Joe Wilson doesn't respect the constitution of the United States
- Joe Wilson distracted you from one of the most important speeches by an American President in the last 20 years
What do you think? Was Joe Wilson right to speak his mind or out of line to heckle the Prez during his speech? Whose side are you on?
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Comments (11 Total)
joe wilson nailed two of strom thurmonds slaves.
Duey, It's spelled l-i-a-r.
Joe Wilson ran over your dog but never told you about it. Joe Wilson uses coupons at the check out counter. Joe Wilson stole your parking spot after you had been waiting for 10 minutes. Joe Wilson stares at a woman's boobs while talking to them. Joe Wilson scratches his balls in public. Joe Wilson doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. Joe Wilson is the one who makes the mess in restroom stalls. Joe Wilson feels generous when he tips 10%. Joe Wilson farts in the car but doesn't roll down the window. Joe Wilson is a telemarketer. Joe Wilson created pop up ads. Joe Wilson uses words like "uber" to sound cool.
Hey Luke Easter! stop making this about god damn racism and focus on the issues. The public is not going to get distracted with you playing the "race card"
Even the President should be held accountable for his comments... He is NOT GOD! Joe did the right thing by speaking up, as he got all our attention. (though it wasn't respectful or tactful, sometimes those methods don't work) When our country is at stake, it is the duty of those sitting in Congress to speak their mind and not sit their like lame ducks.