Jessica Simpson: The New Queen of Pathetic

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Who does Jessica Simpson think she is, Jennifer Aniston?

Just when you thought Jen had the sad, lonely and pathetic title wrapped up, Jessica is making a quality run at the crown so far this year. Wow, things have gone from bad to worse for the alleged singer and actress, starting in January ...

Packin' on Pounds

Attempting to embark on a country music career for some reason, Jessica was "sad and hurt" after fat photos of her at the 99.9 KISS Country Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla., surfaced. Fat or not, those mom jeans are freaking atrocious.

A Touching Moment

A month later, Jessica "performed" on Good Morning America and hit a "technical snag." The next week, she forgot her own lyrics during what will forever be known as the meltdown in Grand Rapids. Well, to our staff members at least.

And One More Thing ...

Jessica signs on to do The Price of Beauty, a show that no one intends to watch, if it even airs features her traveling the world to examine what women do to feel pretty. Snooze. She should start with a series on her own lip injections.

Tony Romo and Jessica Pic

The night before her 29th birthday in July, Tony Romo dumped her, a heartbreaking move compounded by the fact that he's now dating Candice Crawford, which supposedly prompted her to seek out this douchebag for comfort. Sad.

Despite all of that, she at least had her beloved maltipoo, Daisy. Well, she did until this past week, when the pup was snatched by a coyote before her eyes. She held out hope that Daisy wasn't devoured, but finally accepted her fate.

Keep your pets leashed on walks, people.

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I agree with Hayley...this post is a bit much. I really can't stand Jessica, but there's no need to bring up fat photos and meltdowns that are OLD NEWS. She probably should have had her dog on a leash, but let's not kick a girl when she's down. She just lost a pet. Can we leave the "pathetic" posts to people like the Pratts or Kanye West?

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Maybe it's time to give Jessica a break. Or do you alleged "writers" enjoy kicking somebody when they're down?

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Wow. I totally get poking fun at people, and I know this is a gossip website, but this is just uncalled for MEAN. We all go through things like this. Who in the world hasn't gone through trials like this? Breakups, losing pets, or not succeeding as well as others in a job? You're just picking someone apart and just plain being mean... no reason for it. You could look at any person's life, pick out all the bad/sad things that happened and make them seem pitiful, but WHY would you do something so childish? I honestly don't understand that. I honestly feel sorry for the people who run this site. Do you really feel the need to something as pathetic as this? You're calling someone else pathetic, yet look what YOU are doing. Ha, ridiculous.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson