Jennifer Aniston: Pregnant! (In Her Dreams, According to OK!)

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Just when you think OK! Magazine can't lower the bar any further, the fabled celebrity gossip supermarket tabloid establishes a new standard of hilarity.

According to this fine publication, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant! What great news!

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Too bad there's not a single fact that would remotely suggest this, nor is she even in a relationship. Besides, everyone knows she's going to die alone.

According to OK!, Jen has never hidden that her biological clock is ticking since she turned 40 in February. Understandable, as that's pretty near death.

“I feel [motherhood is] in my future and I’m on the verge of it in some way,” the Love Happens star said in recent months. “I want to have children."

Jen's "baby dream" is coming true. What that is? No one knows.

Becoming a parent has quickly become a high priority for the actress, who has scheduled several months off before starting her next project in 2010.

At least according to a celebrity gossip magazine that cites made-up sources who have surely never even spoken to her. They're made up, after all.

“Jen’s made no secret of the fact she wants to get pregnant,” says one such source. “Now, with nothing on her schedule for a while, she can finally relax and address priorities that matter most. Motherhood is at the top of her list."

“She wants to have a baby soon,” adds another Aniston insider.

Someone should probably tell her that. If she's not too busy picking out what to wear to the wedding of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, that is.

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Me thinks Jen is just getting a bit chunky in the mid section. What do you expect? She is pushing 50, metabloism is slowing.

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OK Y'ALL ARE SOME FREAKIN HATERZ LET THE WOMAN LIVE HER LIFE AND MOST OF Y'ALL WILL PROBABLY END UP ALONE SO WHY HATE? AND WHO EVER WROTE THIS ARTICLE CAN SUCK IT CUZ UR A NOBODY AND WILL ALWAYS BE A NOBODY AND IMPORTANT ONLY IN UR LITTLE WORLD.

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Let's just hope that she didn't stick a used condom into the
freezer when she was married to Brad Pitt cause we know that
she knows how to use a turkey baster. Maybe that's why she
made the movie-to learn how a baster works.

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Can't a girl put on a little belly weight without being accused of being pregnant? Personally, I find it refreshing to see an A-lister with a pot-belly.

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Whatever, OK sucks! I can say this though...Aniston is super hot and a talented actress (in her dreams).

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