Jennifer Aniston: Pregnant! (In Her Dreams, According to OK!)

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Just when you think OK! Magazine can't lower the bar any further, the fabled celebrity gossip supermarket tabloid establishes a new standard of hilarity.

According to this fine publication, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant! What great news!

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Too bad there's not a single fact that would remotely suggest this, nor is she even in a relationship. Besides, everyone knows she's going to die alone.

According to OK!, Jen has never hidden that her biological clock is ticking since she turned 40 in February. Understandable, as that's pretty near death.

“I feel [motherhood is] in my future and I’m on the verge of it in some way,” the Love Happens star said in recent months. “I want to have children."

Jen's "baby dream" is coming true. What that is? No one knows.

Becoming a parent has quickly become a high priority for the actress, who has scheduled several months off before starting her next project in 2010.

At least according to a celebrity gossip magazine that cites made-up sources who have surely never even spoken to her. They're made up, after all.

“Jen’s made no secret of the fact she wants to get pregnant,” says one such source. “Now, with nothing on her schedule for a while, she can finally relax and address priorities that matter most. Motherhood is at the top of her list."

“She wants to have a baby soon,” adds another Aniston insider.

Someone should probably tell her that. If she's not too busy picking out what to wear to the wedding of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, that is.


she is kinda old dont ya think


whoever wrote this is an idiot! 40 near death? the avarage life expectancy is 120! do the math! not near at all! and Die alone? really? why would you say something so stupid about someone so, talented and beautiful? Jealous maybe?


She would be the best mom ever!!! id baby sit!!


All you haters need to stop being so JEALOUS of Jennifer! She is the most beautiful person in the world. Unlike Angelina I hate her and i do not watch movies or anything that has to do with her. Jeniffer is #1 forever!!!!!!!!!!


Jennifer you are the best. I really hope you are pregnant, i would be soooooo much happy for you. And Angelina is a skeleton ugly and pale. I hate her. You and John are such a great couple. Love you so much :**


i do really think that she should be happy after all the sadness that shes been through,i wish that brad is happy,angelina happy,aniston happy,becoz no one wants to be hurt,everybody wants tobe happy in their own way


This is really cruel how dare you say she is going to die alone. you are putting a lot of negative energy out there by your comments. You will get readership interest even without that kind of low behaviour - you don't need to stoop so low.


Jennifer is not chunky she is a beautiful independent woman and obvioulsy Tabloids make lots of money covering stories on her. She has shown so much grace despite what she had been through. I wish her all the best and she is way better off without Brad. She deserves to have happiness and people should just leave her alone!


The person who wrote this article and all of the ppl who are leaving negative comments really need to look in the mirror because for you to say such hateful things about a person you dont know and has done nothing to you, you must have some self hating issues going on.


I really wonder who writes these comments? More importantly how smart is the one who is writing this article? It's too obvious that you are trying to kiss Angelina's a**s but nobody is buying these fake news that looks like came out from Jennifer Aniston's mouth. So you think you are doing a favor to Angelina but I think people start to hate Angelina more now. So it's time to cut it off and leave everyone alone.
By the way, even with a belly I can garantee her metabolism is better than any of you

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Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

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You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

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