Jennifer Aniston: Pregnant! (In Her Dreams, According to OK!)

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Just when you think OK! Magazine can't lower the bar any further, the fabled celebrity gossip supermarket tabloid establishes a new standard of hilarity.

According to this fine publication, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant! What great news!

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Too bad there's not a single fact that would remotely suggest this, nor is she even in a relationship. Besides, everyone knows she's going to die alone.

According to OK!, Jen has never hidden that her biological clock is ticking since she turned 40 in February. Understandable, as that's pretty near death.

“I feel [motherhood is] in my future and I’m on the verge of it in some way,” the Love Happens star said in recent months. “I want to have children."

Jen's "baby dream" is coming true. What that is? No one knows.

Becoming a parent has quickly become a high priority for the actress, who has scheduled several months off before starting her next project in 2010.

At least according to a celebrity gossip magazine that cites made-up sources who have surely never even spoken to her. They're made up, after all.

“Jen’s made no secret of the fact she wants to get pregnant,” says one such source. “Now, with nothing on her schedule for a while, she can finally relax and address priorities that matter most. Motherhood is at the top of her list."

“She wants to have a baby soon,” adds another Aniston insider.

Someone should probably tell her that. If she's not too busy picking out what to wear to the wedding of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, that is.

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Dear Mr. Irving: Your mom's chest hair. Love,
Jennifer

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Katherine, shut the fuck up. No one values your opinion. Go back to obsessing over people you've never met.

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i think when people talk rubbish about JEN they must think back at what she has been through! i take my hat off to her for being such a strong person and proving to women that you can live without men by your side!!!! KEEP BEING STRONG JEN!!!

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tim bitts shut the hell up yous sad frigg, youll also die alone you stupid waste of space, stop putting her down, you dont even know her.

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FOR GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SAKE LEAVE THE LADY ALONE SHE IS SEXY, YOUNG! AND VERY TALENTED IF SHE WANTS A BABY THEN FOR GOD SAKE LET HER HAVE A BABY, SHE DESERVES SOME HAPPINESS IN HER LIFE. WHOEVER WROTE THAT ARTICLE NEEDS TO SHUT UP AND GET LOST, SHES JUST A NORMAL LADY JUST BEACUSE SHE IS FAMOUS DOESNT MAKER HER ANY DIFFERENT TO OTHER WOMEN WHO WANT CHILDREN. SO FOR THE LAST TIME LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS AN IDIOT. DON'T KNOCK ON JENNIFER ANNISTONS BIOLOGICAL CLOCK, BECAUSE SHE HAS HAD MORE SUCCESS IN HER LIFE THEN MOST WOMEN. SHE DOES NOT NEED A MAN WHO IS GOING TO BE CHEATING ON HER, AND IF SHE WANTS A BABY, THEN SHE IS GOING TO HAVE ONE. FREE BRITANY..... GET A NEW JOB, AND A LIFE.

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jen is hot like hell, and quit putting her down. if she wants a baby then let her have it!

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Who the f**k has written this piece of s**t? We all know Jennifer's not pregnant and if at all she was how does it matter you? That's her life. When u said she's close to death at 40, did u forget u r gonna turn 40 too. Even if she is single, she's at a far better place in her life than you are or ever will be. She is independent. She is famous. And those who have given all those negative comments on her, I'd love to see all the crap in your lives be made up into stories and published for people to post their comments on.

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Whatever they sayy about you, I still love you Jen! U rockkssss ;)

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Old women should not try to have babies. It's unnatural. She'll just pump her body full of chemicals, and get an embryo off a younger woman. Sicko. She missed the boat. She'll die alone. A lonely old bag. Too involved in her career, in making money, to think about what is natural, until she is past her prime. She should become a nun!

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