Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone!

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In doing the media rounds for her new movie Love Happens, Jennifer Aniston has said she still believes in love and that she will one day find "The One."

That hasn't stopped celebrity gossip publications from tripping over one another to report that she's a lonely, pathetic, desperate middle-aged hag, though.

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Well, how do you know you are not going to die alone???
Can somebody write something else please? I think we have learned enough about Jen's personal life.Such as how she is staying lonely on Friday nights or how she cries at the weekends??? I would like to know what is Angelina doing at the weekends when Brad parties all night and drinks with bunch of woman???Sometimes being with someone makes you a BIGGER LOOSER!!!


Well, I personally think these articles are over the limit.Nobody can garantee if somebody is going to die alone. You might have a partner now and he can leave you the next day and you might die alone as well. Plus she seems to be doing great for a lonely looser. Looks better than even some teenagers, have lots of money and friends. I understand all these articles are milked by Angelina. but they are getting old, boring and no body is buying it anymore. come on!!!


well she IS going to die alone. that's probably why there is so much concern.


I amazes me to no end how obsessed people are with Jennifer Aniston's love life, or lack thereof. WHY? She can do what she wants, I don't understand why there is so much concern.


Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston