Jennifer Aniston just cannot catch a break with all the bogus celeb gossip stories about her being pathetic and miserable that are printed these days.

Not can she catch a break in love. Girl is just so lonely!

In a a revealing new interview, Aniston professes to E! News that all stories about her are lies. Seriously, they're all untrue, every last word of them.

Even her most recent Elle interview, which her own best friend and producing partner conducted. The entire gist of the thing was off base dammit!

"It's just their headline of 'Lonely Girl' that's sort of bull$h!t," Aniston says. "I agreed to do it because how many times have I done an interview - every time - and you're misquoted and stupid sound bites get taken out of context."

"All of that still happened with this. It's unavoidable."

Still, the unlucky-in-love star keeps an positive outlook.

"I'm not upset about it," she says. "I just find it funny."

What we find funny is that Jen volunteers relationship advice more than just about any other celebrity. That's like Mischa Barton teaching cooking!

Check out a clip of Jennifer Anniston's interview with E! ...

Jennifer Aniston Interview