What's the next best thing to Robert Pattinson nude?
Okay, it's Robert Pattinson shirtless.
But what's the next best thing after this that will satisfy Twilight Saga fans? That's easy:
An adult film actor pretending to be Pattinson's Edward Cullen and making love on camera to a faux Bella Swan.
That's exactly what fans can expect in This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody, a pornographic movie that officially proves Twlight has gone mainstream. The flick will be released on October 15.
Which movie are you more likely to see?
Taking over the role of Bella from Kristen Stewart will be Jenna Haze, the Female Performer of the Year at the 2009 AVN Awards. She has anchored such mature fare as Spunk'd 6, Load Warrios and This Ain't the Munsters XXX.
For the record, the first 29 installments of This Ain't the Munsters were much better.
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September 26th, 2009 11:24 PM
Jenna Haze is pot-smoking, genital herpes infected shank!!
October 12th, 2009 9:50 PM
Jenna Haze is is the sexiest stoner who ever lived! XD
October 27th, 2009 7:39 PM
i met jenna haze at an LA porn convention and she was a complete bitch, and she was not that attractive in person at all. 90 pounds soaking wet, i dont know why people like her.
December 1st, 2009 9:55 AM
Who says pot smoking is bad?
December 12th, 2009 11:14 AM
I hope she is destined for suicide, preferably a sawed-off shotgun to the head. I hope all porn "stars" (skanks) are destined for that, actually.
January 11th, 2010 10:06 PM
I bet everyone that's talking bad about Jenna Haze here is actually über Twilight fans that likes people who sparkle.