Jenna Haze to Star in Twilight Saga Porn Parody
What's the next best thing to Robert Pattinson nude?
Okay, it's Robert Pattinson shirtless.
But what's the next best thing after this that will satisfy Twilight Saga fans? That's easy:
An adult film actor pretending to be Pattinson's Edward Cullen and making love on camera to a faux Bella Swan.
That's exactly what fans can expect in This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody, a pornographic movie that officially proves Twlight has gone mainstream. The flick will be released on October 15.
Which movie are you more likely to see?
Taking over the role of Bella from Kristen Stewart will be Jenna Haze, the Female Performer of the Year at the 2009 AVN Awards. She has anchored such mature fare as Spunk'd 6, Load Warrios and This Ain't the Munsters XXX.
For the record, the first 29 installments of This Ain't the Munsters were much better.
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November 10th, 2010 9:57 PM
i think that other movie copy twilight because there jealous that twilight makes more money than the other stupid lame vampires shows and stupid wizard Harry potter i mean when is he going to finish school he is already to old lol TWILIGHT SAGA IS BETTER!!!!!!!:)
July 1st, 2010 2:15 PM
I understand Robert Pattinson has a foot fetish. Will there be any toe sucking in this video?
June 18th, 2010 4:56 PM
Wooo! Herpes!!
February 23rd, 2010 2:10 PM
I hope that everyone that`s cursing Jenna aren`t man.... cause that would be a REAALLY gay crowd....
January 11th, 2010 10:06 PM
I bet everyone that's talking bad about Jenna Haze here is actually über Twilight fans that likes people who sparkle.
December 12th, 2009 11:14 AM
I hope she is destined for suicide, preferably a sawed-off shotgun to the head. I hope all porn "stars" (skanks) are destined for that, actually.
December 1st, 2009 9:55 AM
Who says pot smoking is bad?
October 27th, 2009 7:39 PM
i met jenna haze at an LA porn convention and she was a complete bitch, and she was not that attractive in person at all. 90 pounds soaking wet, i dont know why people like her.
October 12th, 2009 9:50 PM
Jenna Haze is is the sexiest stoner who ever lived! XD
September 26th, 2009 11:24 PM
Jenna Haze is pot-smoking, genital herpes infected shank!!