Inside Khloe Kardashian's Dream Wedding: Lamar Who?!?

Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom in a lavish, made-for-television ceremony last weekend.

But you'd scarcely know that based on the latest issue of OK! Weekly, which paid approximately $300,000 for exclusive photos from the event.

On the cover, the smiling bride is front and center - but squint and look closely or you'll miss the beaming husband. Odom is overshadowed in the main picture by Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, a fact he'll have to adjust to every time a camera is around...

Other details from the publicity-garnering wedding include:

• Perrier-Jouët champagne was served;
• Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds serenaded the couple with a rendition of “You Are So Beautiful;"
• During her toast, Kris Jenner got choked up, saying, “Everyone knows I boohoo in public!”

Well, not everyone knows that. They will, however, when E! airs its Kardashian wedding special on November 8. Kill us now. Please.