Hank Baskett: Forced to Fly Away from the Eagles

Michael Vick has struck again.

Fortunately, no pitbulls were injured as a result of the latest news surrounding Vick; just a Bunny and her husband.

Vick was taken off the Philadelphia Eagles exempt list today, meaning the team had to make room for the quarterback on its 53-man roster. The player cut by the squad? Mr. Kendra Wilkinson himself, Hank Baskett.

A wide receiver, Baskett is now free to catch on with any team in the NFL. Perhaps Philly's division rival, the New York Giants, could use his services.

That club recently lost wideout Hakeem Nicks to an injury. Moreover, Hank has extensive experience playing with giants. (That was a reference to Kendra's large boobs!)

Hank Baskett is now a statistic. He joins the rising ranks of America's unemployed.