Fictional Wedding Bells on the Way for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!

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Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engaged? No, not even a little bit.

But the characters these stars portray in the Twilight Saga - Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, respectively - will get married in the big screen version of Eclipse.

This fictional fact is enough for at least one supermarket tabloid to pathetically milk the movie's storyline for its own marketing and sales purposes.

Earlier this month, OK! Weekly fooled readers into thinking that Robsten was engaged by running a misleading headline on its cover. All respectable publications, including The Hollywood Gossip, quickly shot down this story.

But the magazine hasn't learned from its desperate mistake. Check out its latest issue:

Fake Wedding News

Anyone reading closely will notice there's nothing technically incorrect about this cover story. There will, indeed, be a wedding... as part of the Twilight Saga!

Robert and Kristen will simply play their roles on screen for the ceremony, something that countless actors do in countless movies every year. Not exactly anything noteworthy to report here.

In fact, the couple has actually remained very much out of the news recently. Last week, in order to avoid the spotlight, they jetted away for a secluded vacation in Canada together.

We're happy to leave them alone and let them celebrate their love in private. Other celebrity gossip outlets, however, are actually trying to pass off movie storylines as factual accounts of the Robsten relationship. Don't let them fool you.

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Gossip cop debunked the secluded getaway vacation to that island.

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They dont get married until the 4th book Breaking Dawn. No wedding bells for Eclipse...sorry.

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American tabloids never sieze to amaze me lolest XD

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WOW WHAT THEY DO FOR SELL MAGAZINES ...

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lol this is just soo funny :D
with the bullet points too :D hehe

Robert Pattinson Biography

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I hate any reference to my name. I wish people would just completely invent a new one.

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Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as Claudia!

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