Bradley Cooper has evolved into a player for a reason: He's really hot!

Sure, Renée Zellweger is an Oscar-winning A-list star, and we're sure she's a really nice girl and all, but we know you're all thinking the same thing:

He's way too good-looking for her and belongs with Jennifer Aniston.

Brad and Renee are supposedly still "on," but at last weekend's All About Steve premiere, you wouldn't know, since he went quiet on us. Like real quiet.

When it comes to the romance stuff, Bradley Cooper isn't giving you a thing. Even an acknowledgement of your question. This just fuels more speculation.

Basically, the Robert Pattinson approach.

Bradley Cooper's love life has become a hot gossip topic.

Cooper dodged all Zellweger and Aniston quandaries, and steered clear of pesky celebrity gossip outlets in general. Seems overboard, but it is what it is.

As much as we heart Bradley, we hear he's not in any hurry to walk down the aisle again. Hey, maybe Jennifer Aniston could be the gal for him after all?

Both are clearly not looking for anything serious. Right?