It's official: Adrianne Curry can no longer refer to herself as a "celebrity."

Once someone resorts to attention-getting stunts that would even make Miley Cyrus ashamed, she should just throw in the desperate towel. It's over.

Curry Tweeted the photo below to her followers this week. It's a shot of her topless. Apparently Playboy wouldn't accept her calls; Dancing with the Stars turned her down. This is the only way she knows how to remain remotely relevant.

It's both sad and hilarious. Check out the half-naked self-portrait after the jump.

Adrianne Curry really needs to hire Speidi's publicist. It's not difficult to make headlines and money in this era, without resorting to these lame tactics.