Have you ever wanted to smell like Ray J's semen? This is your chance!

Because posing in one bikini and being paid to show up at parties makes one an expert in the world of perfume, Kim Kardashian will soon come out with her own fragrance.

The reality TV star will team with Lighthouse Beauty, the same company behind 50 Cent's upcoming men's scent. (Yes, we're sadly serious.)

"Collaborating with Lighthouse Beauty was a really creative, innovative process,” Kardashian said. “What’s so different about their approach is that they have worked so closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice... so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans... the fragrance really captures who I am.”

Interesting. But we're not sure if a product named Talentless Attention-Seeking Sex Tape Star will sell.

Kim Kardashian's upcoming fragrance will really capture who she is. Anyone have a clue what that means?