We give up.
While the most recent string of reports made it sound like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were absolutely, 100%, undoubtedly a couple - one that is "all smiles" on the set of Eclipse - the actor himself is now shooting down those rumors.
When asked about his relationship status last week by Great Britain's The Daily Mirror, Pattinson replied:
“I don’t have a girlfriend. I don’t know why... You always think you’re going to get more girls after you’ve made a movie and it never happens. You sit there and you’re like ‘I’m a big movie star and I want to go out with some models,’ but I don’t know why that doesn’t happen."
Ouch. Not only is Robert claiming he's single, he's pining for a model. Sorry, Kristen.
According to the publication, the interview took place just days before Pattinson and Stewart were spotted almost kissing at a Kings of Leon concert.
But the newspaper couldn't even get Rob to mention Kristen's name, as he said: “Whenever I get asked who my favorite celebrity crush is, I have no idea.”
Really? It doesn't rhyme with Nisten Mewmart?!?
As for his life away from the spotlight, Pattinson says it's not every exciting. At all.
“My life is pretty much identical to before. I don’t really do that much. All I do is read books and watch movies, I’m pretty boring.”
He's also pretty hot - and, possibly, coy. Do you think he's truly single? Or is Robert just keeping his relationship with Kristen a secret?
** UPDATE: Robert's rep has said: "Robert did not speak to the Mirror, and their claim that they spoke to him a few days ago is manufactured along with any information that they claim to have as an exclusive directly from him.”