"Stupid" Kourtney Kardashian: A Birth Kontrol Klutz

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Kareless about birth kontrol, Kourtney Kardashian has now suffered the konsequences: she's pregnant.

On Ryan Seacret's radio show today, the reality TV star went into detail about numerous aspects of the pregnancy, starting with how Scott Disick slipped one past her goalie:

A Kourtney Picture

"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."

Don't worry, Kourtney. Bristol Palin can relate. So can Jamie-Lynn Spears. Heck, even Jourdan Dunn.

Regarding other pregnancy details, Kourtney said:

On sister Kim's reaction: "She definitely thought it was going to be her first. Kim has, like, every baby name picked out... [she] gets mad if I get, like, the car that she wants. She, like, freaks out."

On her family's reaction: "[Bruce Jenner] was "the most realistic. [He said], 'You guys are acting like you're getting a little puppy dog! You need to take this seriously.' He freaks me out the most."

On her boobs: "[They are] huge and... so sore."

On choosing a name: "It's so hard. I'll think of something and it just goes away And everyone is asking what we're doing with the last name: Kardashian or Disick. I don't know [if we're getting married]. We've talked about it. I feel like there's so much going on, but I don't know if I can even go there."

On future reality shows: "Kourtney and Khloe in Japan...With a baby!"

She's kidding, folks. We think. We hope.

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Stupid Stupid Girl. Does she really think that Scott will be faithful to her. Six months and he will be bangin everything he sees. Plus, he is really creepy looking. Was this her first F**K or something to go back to that jerk. Good luck, I think she is a slut and now will be a slutty mom... Poor kid

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There is no shame anymore. I didn't want my kids to be illegitimate, wait until you're married.

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Okay people, she is 30 years old. Changing a baby is not hard, duh. Yes there are many of sleepless nights, but if you do not bath you are just nasty. She will be fine. Everyone is acting like she is 15 years old. Should be married, maybe. I have been reading comments like calling her a bimbo. People need grow-up. Why is she different from Madonna have her first child, Angelina Jolie, many others. They all not married when they had their first child.

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She sounds so stupid on such a serious issue... good luck with that when you're deep into baby doodoo and not sleeping or bathing, etc... mommy-hood is SO FUN in the beginning!!

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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