Nauseating, repugnant, blatant fame whores as Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are, you have to give them credit for going all-in and knowing what they are.
They are definitely going all-in, donning swimsuits in the Bahamas to enjoy the beach ... Heidi Pratt Playboy cover in hand (and t-shirt on Spencer) of course:
Spencer Pratt cannot believe what airbrushing can do.
It's good to see that Heidi Montag's Miss Universe performance hasn't diminished Spencer's love for his cash cow. She may have no talent and be made primarily of silicone, but the girl gets paid. Right now, as a matter of fact.
Click to enlarge more photos of The Hills' gruesome twosome below, if you dare. There's plenty of skin exposed, and some serious PDA going on ...