Spencer & Heidi: Already a Miss Universe Nightmare

Speidi has taken its traveling PDA show on the road to the Bahamas this week because Heidi Montag is scheduled to "perform" at the Miss Universe 2009 Pageant.

Wherever Heidi goes, Spencer Pratt follows, ready to flash a copy of her recent Playboy spread or dry hump his plastic princess for the cameras. Standard.

Montag is scheduled to “sing” at the pageant Sunday night, but in the least surprising news you'll hear today, the gruesome twosome is already causing drama.

A pageant insider said, “They’re a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed rehearsals,” and Spencer “tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool.”

"Spencer demanded the hotel pay him to lay by the pool" after he and Heidi were comped on the cabanas, the insider said. "The Atlantis laughed in his face."

A rep for Heidi denies she and Spencer have caused any problems. Well, aside from normal dry humping in public of course. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"This report is absolutely untrue. Heidi has been rehearsing in L.A. five days a week for the show, and Spencer hasn't even spoken with the Atlantis."

How dare someone write that Spencer Pratt has an inflated sense of self-worth? Where would they come up with that idea? The nerve of some people.

Sunday may actually be worth watching for the unintentional comedy. If her music videos are any indication, she cannot sing at all - and those aren't even live.

Besides, it can't be a bigger letdown than the "Heidi Montag nude" Playboy shoot.