Sarah Palin Divorce Rumors Must Be Totally True

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Sarah Palin and her husband Todd are getting a divorce. Beyond a doubt. Right?

A reputable magazine like Star would never report this if Sarah and Todd's marriage weren't in turmoil, leaving the parents of five on the brink of a split, would it?

According to Star's coverage of their "disintegrating union," Todd and Sarah are sleeping apart, arguing 24/7 and losing control of their party-animal daughters!

"Sarah and Todd fight all the time," says Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi Johnston, ex-boyfriend and baby mama of Sarah's eldest daughter, Bristol Palin.

"When they do, Todd ends up sleeping on the couch at their home in Wasilla. Bristol used to tell Levi that her parents would argue and bicker over the littlest things, like who was supposed to take out the trash or wash the dishes."

Levi Johnston, the father of 7-month-old son Tripp with Bristol, also spoke this week about Sarah Palin's marital problems, which he said have been happening "from day one," and blamed for her decision to resign as governor of Alaska.

Sarah Palin Divorce!

Todd Palin is "tired of living a lie." Star, on the other hand, thrives on it.

The Palins shot down the previous batch of divorce rumors, for the record. But fueled by Sarah's resignation as governor, similar stories continue to dog the pair.

Now Mercede Johnston predicts: "If they ended their marriage within the next year, I wouldn't be surprised. It really seems it's just a sham for the cameras now!"

Another possibility, an "Alaskan insider" tells Star, is that with Sarah Palin's new book deal in place, "she might even come to some financial agreement for him to stay with her and give the impression of a loving husband."

This source then calls them the "Jon and Kate Gosselin of politics!"

The comparison may not be too off-base. Like the TLC reality stars, Todd and Sarah have a brood to worry about, and the worries keep growing amid new scandal.

Star says 15-year-old daughter Willow Palin was drinking vodka and smoking pot at a house party, "her eyes getting more and more glazed as the night went on."

We hope the magazine has some good lawyers on retainer.

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NOT Willow Palin...anymore so than Sarah and Todd are NOT getting a divorce. Of course they have disagreements, what marriage doesn't? Anyway, that isn't Willow...in a week this rumor will be dead. How stupid. Star is just another grocery store tabloid for bored, lonely, fat houswives that need celebrity drama to keep their minds active. Believing anything it has to say is the same as believing the National Enquirer or Globe.

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wow Jill - if you are not joking - please sit back in your pathetic life and stay with the trash who slam vodka and smoke pot at 15. pathetic! are you a skank like I believe Palin's daughter is and will get knocked up? what would jesus think? LOL! after a night of smoking pot and slamming vodka, don't trailer park trash just love to get laid and apply for welfare and more? typical my arse! you and the palins are pathetic pieces of crap in my opinion!

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What 15-year-old doesn't slam vodka and smoke pot when parents rumble? This is a typical family and why they are popular. 2012!

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i would love to hear some shit talk about obama.