John Edwards is in the process of moving Rielle Hunter love child into his North Carolina neighborhood, where he will help raise their love child.
That's today's John-Rielle gossip from the National Enqurier.
Absurd as this sounds, we have to mention with every story that the Enquirer has been right every step of the way regarding Hunter so far. So they get a small sliver of leeway here. At least enough for us to reproduce this nonsense.
In a stunning change of heart, the celebrity gossip tabloid claims the former presidential hopeful has embraced parenthood of baby daughter Frances.
The Enquirer also says John's cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth exploded in a rage when he told her of his parenting plans and that he's moving Rielle Hunter and her baby to Wilmington, N.C., near his $2.6 million waterfront mansion.
The bombshell comes on the heels of reports that John Edwards underwent a DNA test which proved he fathered the love child with Rielle.
"John is definitely behind Rielle's move to Wilmington," said a supposed insider. "There's absolutely no way that [Edwards] didn't approve or arrange her moving closer to him - it's all part of his new plan to do the right thing."
Rielle Hunter is moving in! Or nearby! Or not moving at all, who knows.
So when he cheated on his terminally ill wife with a weird videographer who he knocked up, paid hush money out of his campaign war chest, then denied any knowledge of, that was the wrong thing. This is the right thing. Just checking.
"John's admitted to his family and close friends that he's the father of Frances. He says he wants to be a part of her life and help raise his daughter."
According to reports, Edwards has made a decision to publicly announce the DNA test results before the conclusion of a grand jury investigation into his possible violation of campaign finance laws. He has yet to actually do this, however.
As for Edwards' long-suffering wife Elizabeth, she is apparently livid that John intended to help raise the toddler and have Rielle as a neighbor.
"Elizabeth was hit with an overwhelming one-two punch," a source said.
"She's always figured the child may be John's, but the positive DNA result really floored her. And as if that wasn't bad enough, John told Elizabeth he needed to be in his daughter's life - and that Rielle was moving to North Carolina.
"He told Elizabeth he was tired of all the lies, and that's why he was ready to publicly admit Frances is his baby. That's when Elizabeth exploded! In a fit of rage, she just grabbed a suitcase and started packing her things..."
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August 19th, 2009 2:14 PM
It's hard to imagine that J. Edwards could show even worse behavior than he already has, but I don't think anyone would be surprised if this 'news' is really true. Edwards seems capable of the worst sort of cad-ism.
August 19th, 2009 2:43 PM
If John Edwards moves his SKANK and their child into his neighborhood, he must be pushing his wife to divorce him as Elizabeth is stupid if she thinks he won't be sleeping with the "baby mama" when she's living in North Carolina.
Elizabeth, the only thing left to do now is get yourself a really good divorce lawyer, get your children their inheritance secured and let the skank have John who won't be as wealthy once you drag him through divorce court.
August 19th, 2009 2:58 PM
So doing the "right" thing is treating his wife (who stood by the idiot) and her children like garbage? It does sound like he's trying to get Elizabeth to divorce him so he can go be with his trashy mistress. I hope she takes him for every penny they have and gets full custody of their children with no visitation for him. Let him go live with his mistress in her friend's basement . . . which is better than he deserves.
August 19th, 2009 3:18 PM
So there aren't just two Americas but two North Carolinas for Edwards: 1.) Chapel Hill where his wife and her children live and 2.) Wilmington where his mistress and her child live. Guess he'll be driving back and forth across the state to spend time with both his families!
That is, unless he ends up living in a federal prison for five years for misuse of campaign funds. What a loser!
August 19th, 2009 4:09 PM
This is the "jack ass" so many Americans had once supported to be the next "President of the United States"? This "scum bag" is a sorry excuse for a human being. He cares nothing about his supportive cancer-stricken wife. he wants to hasten her death. To him she is no longer a "sexual turn-on" You have the "ace of spades" in your hand Elizabeth, divorce this sorry "sleazy wretch" NOW! RIGHT NOW!, and grap as much as you can get for you and your kids. Leave him dead broke if you have to. No one would feel sorry for him one bit. In all of this I am sorry for that poor child he had with that "ugly duckling, gold digger"
August 19th, 2009 5:04 PM
The tabloid says he's tired of the lies. Let's see . . . those would be his lies. He created the situation so stop whining but don't punish Elizabeth, Kate, Emma and Jack because he's an ass.
Go to hell (aka Rielle) Johnny boy (and he is a boy not a man)!
August 19th, 2009 5:33 PM
John-CHEATER LIAR DOUCHEBAG PATHETIC DISGUSTING BOY!! Yes, support the child, but DON'T move them nearby-STUPID SLIME BAG!! Elizabeth-STUPID COWARD GIRL,for staying with him, but got some sense now-DIVORCE and BE DONE WITH HIM!! ONCE A CHEATER and LIAR, ALWAYS A CHEATER and LIAR!!
August 19th, 2009 5:46 PM
John is a CHEATER LIAR MONEY STEALER and should be put in JAIL! John is a DISGRACE to the American people! Elizabeth is a STUPID PATHETIC COWARD!! Elizabeth, DIVORCE the DOUCHEBAG!!
August 19th, 2009 7:07 PM
I think if this is true, divorce or atleast a separation should be done. Elizabeth can't be or shouldn't be surprised at anything he will/will not do. I think Elizabeth should think about what is best for her children. God knows, her heart must be numb by now, anyway. The children should come first and what is best for them. John Edwards never looked sincere about anything.
August 19th, 2009 7:07 PM
Don't forget - Elizabeth Edwards knew the truth about her husband and this woman, and still went before the American public, supporing her husband's run for the highest office in the land. She was willing to risk the collapse of the Democratic Party's chances in our last presidential race! They are a pair!