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Last week, we asked readers to name the hottest pretend vampire.

From Robert Pattinson to Brad Pitt, the votes came pouring in.

Paul on the Mic

However, Paul Wesley was left out of the debate, much to the consternation of fans that can't wait to tune in to The Vampire Diaries just to get a glimpse of this rising star.

Wesley hails from New Jersey, has appeared in 24 and Army Wives and looks like this:

Does he compare to Pattinson, Stephen Moyer or any of the other fake vampires out there? You tell us.

Click on the photos below to help you decide:

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Samantha Burke, Jude Law's pregnant future baby mama, introduced herself to the world over the weekend, then promptly announced there would be no interviews.

The 24-year-old model told a throng of reporters, "Hi, I'm Samantha Burke." That was that. Her lawyer then read a brief statement asking people for privacy.

Burke is expecting a daughter on October 6. She plans to name it Sophia, and according to reports, Samantha is very excited to be a mom (albeit a single one).

Then again, it's not like Jude Law was a fixture in Samantha's life and then took off. Dude appears to have hit that one or more times, and that's about it.

Here's a video of Samantha Burke's brief "press conference" ...

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According to her Twitter, Lindsay Lohan got herself a job. That pays money!

It doesn't involve Fornarina or spray tanner, either. LiLo actually landed a role in Robert Rodriguez's next movie Machete. It begins filming in two weeks.

If she can go that long without another epic meltdown, she might actually get a film credit. It may go straight to DVD, but still. The plot, according to IMDB:

"Federale Machete is hired to assassinate a senator. Just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up."

"He barely survives, and is soon out for revenge against his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend, who has become a priest. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!"

Workin' It So Hard

Lindsay Lohan has gotten a paying job! On a movie set! The over-under on the time it takes her to get fired from it is currently six weeks. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Sounds like an instant classic. Then again, better than being forced to mock yourself with the Sanjayas of the world who sleep outside on I'm a Celebrity.

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It may be impossible to find two more contrasting celebrities than Carrie Underwood and Carmen Electra.

The former is downright gorgeous, talented and controversy-free.

You might not wanna take the latter home to meet your mother, conversely, as she lacks any productive skills and has more marriages on her resume than Carrie has number-one hits.

Still, never underestimate the power of fashion to bring people together.

Underwood and Electra were both spotted out recently in the same Jenny Packham dress. Compare the looks below and then vote in our poll:

Carrie vs. Carmen

Who looks better in this dress?

 

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It wouldn't be a Sunday night without a fake celebrity death rumor to wake up to the following morning, causing you to momentarily freak the f*%k out that one of your favorite celebrities may have passed away as you slept.

Or Lil Wayne, for that matter.

In any case, if you heard that some gang shot Lil Wayne and left the fertile rapper critically wounded and/or dead, that's not true. Lil Wayne has not been shot.

He is free to get stoned and impregnate women today as planned.

As far as Lil Wayne news that is actually true, he is calling fans to pray for his Young Money label-mate Drake (Aubrey Graham) as the Canadian rapper is set to undergo knee surgery, after recently collapsing onstage in New Jersey.

Going against doctor's orders, Drake performed with a torn ACL during The Young Money Presents America's Most Wanted Music Festival tour stop on Friday.

The Canadian-born rapper and sometimes Rihanna BF was determined to make a brief cameo at each show to collaborate with Lil Wayne on "Best I Ever Had."

After attempting a spin, Drake fell to the stage in agony and was rushed out by medics. Needless to say, he won't try this again. See gruesome video below ...

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Now that Jude Law has announced that he is going to become a father for the fourth time, and the name of the mother-to-be, Samantha Burke, has been revealed, the 24-year-old model's lawyers say she will be having a girl named Sophia.

"Samantha Burke, her mom, and her family can affirm that Jude has been responsive and supportive throughout the relationship and pregnancy, and know that he will remain so as a father once Baby Sophia is born," says the statement.

"Jude and Samantha remain committed to the health and well-being of this child, and appreciate your honoring her privacy during this special time."

Lawyers for Burke, who met Jude Law when he was filming Sherlock Holmes in New York City last year, confirm she won't be granting any interviews:

"This remains a private matter between Jude Law and Samantha Burke."

Meanwhile, reports say Jude's baby mama is happy to raise the child without the actor around, but, then again, it’s not like he was ever there in the first place.

While Samantha’s lawyers claim she and Jude “had a relationship,” a source close to the 24-year-old says it was really more like, “just a couple of meetings.”

According to the mole, the divorced actor - who already has three children - picked her up while she was an aspiring actress working as a waitress in NYC.

Before Burke was identified as the mother of Law's child, he was falsely rumored to have knocked up Kayleen McAdams, sister of actress Rachel McAdams.

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Who knew seductively posing in a bikini while devouring a giant slab of beef could have long-lasting repercussions for a reality star and aspiring actress?

Audrina Patridge was at the opening of the Del Mar Raceway in San Diego this weekend, where a local FOX station tried to conduct an interview with her.

Tried being the operative word.

Throughout the ordeal, Audrina Patridge was interrupted by throngs of male admirers, hooting, hollering and bombarding her with chants of "Carl's Jr.!"

They are, of course, referencing her infamous Carl's Jr. burger ad, which we have posted below. And it's not just randoms she's getting grief from, either.

"Even my family, when I go home for barbeque's, they're like, 'Hey, Audrina look at this!' and they make fun of me!" the 23-year-old Patridge lamented.

In their defense, it's Audrina Patridge. What are they supposed to ask her about? Her ongoing feud with Jayde Nicole? Health care reform? Economic policy?

And besides, when you've give this kind of treatment to a teriyaki burger, it's hard to be taken seriously. Check out the video of the mouth-watering ad below:

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The nauseating publicity tour of Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt continued this week.

The relatively new couple will talk to reporters about their relationship and make out in front of the camera whenever possible. It's like Tom Cruise is their dating coach.

Hewitt and Kennedy spent the week in Hawaii, swapping spit, playing bikini basketball and milking their love for every ounce of attention they possibly can. This display of PDA is more disturbing than any storyline on The Ghost Whisperer...

Jamie and Jennifer
  • In Hawaii
  • Ballin

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Proving that some things do get better with age, Mary-Louise Parker turns 45 (!) today, a year older and sexier as she remains one of our favorite celebs.

Whether she's cooking half-naked in Esquire or firing off hilarious Weeds quotes left and right, the gorgeous and talented star amazes us year after year.

It's an honor to celebrate her birthday this second day of August.

Click to enlarge some of the images below, a little tribute we put together of classic photos of Mary-Louise Parker nude, close to it, and more covered up ...

  • Mary-Louise Parker in Esquire
  • Mary-Louise Parker Naked
  • Mary-Louise Photo
  • Hot Mary-Louise
  • Nude Mary-Louise Parker
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No, Mark Wahlberg did not marry Ali Larter yesterday.

But both of these attractive celebrities welcomed in August with a beautiful wedding.

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

Wahlberg and longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham walked down the aisle late Saturday afternoon at the Good Shephard Catholic Church in Beverly Hills.

The small ceremony lasted approximately 45 minutes, as Wahlberg held hands with daughter Ella prior to tying the knot. He and Durham are the parents of three children: Ella, 5, Michael, 3, and Brendan, 10 months.

Larter, meanwhile, said she does to Hayes MacArthur in an intimate ceremony at his parents' home in Kennebunkport. It's the first marriage for both.

Actress Amy Smart was among the guests, as guests actually arrived at the event via trolley car.

Congratulations to both these happy couples!

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