The good news: Miley Cyrus did not Tweet anything obnoxious, pathetic or attention-worthy yesterday.
The bad news: She did so on YouTube instead.
Miley and BFF Mandy Jiroux spent over five minutes filming themselves cleaning out the singer's enormous closet and making inside jokes. That's it. That's the entire video.
Oblivious to the fact that her walk-in closet is larger than most people's bedrooms, Cyrus casually tosses around items of clothing that likely cost more than many people see in a week, especially in this economy.
Why must this have been videotaped and released to the public? We have no idea. We didn't even know Miley owned any clothes, considering what she typically wears these days.
Cue the "Leave Miley alone/You're just jealous!" comments in 3... 2... 1...