It's not enough that Miley Cyrus danced like a stripper at this week's Teen Choice Awards.
Nor does the fact that she bought a new pair of glasses (always a monumental event) and bragged about them via Twitter suffice.
Indeed, Cyrus still craves more attention. She can never be anywhere but at the center of the universe of her fans, who are actually starting to dwindle by the day as they realize just how self-absorbed Miley can be.
The latest example? Cyrus has created a rumor, rebuffed it and then acted as though the entire world is talking about.
She posted the following message on her Twitter account yesterday:
There's just one problem with this plea: no one has accused Miley of having a boyfriend. No one. Not a single celebrity gossip site. No supermarket tabloids. Trust us, we know. We check them all everyday.
And, gee, if people are talking about Miley's new man, perhaps it's because she's drawing attention to it herself by mysteriously posting flirtatious Tweets left and right. Has she ever heard of email?!? Why would she even want the world to see such personal messages? Wait. We already know the answer to that.
This is actually the second time Cyrus has taken to Twitter to rebuke an accusation she made up in her head.
In May, she lashed out at critics of her body, despite the fact that none existed. Can Miley really not take a single day off from trying to create her own buzz and garner her own sympathy?
It's pathetic. Just sing, act and let your fans make up their own mind about you, Miles.
Miley Cyrus also posted this photo of herself on Twitter. She wants everyone to tell her how adorable she looks.