Lindsay Lohan Shows Ali the Skanky Ropes

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Lindsay Lohan and her kid sister Ali Lohan arrived at The Ivy at midnight last night, which is a totally appropriate activity for a girl who's 15 years old.

You have to wonder how Ali Lohan has even made it this far in life with the worst role models in the world - Lindsay, Dina and Michael - guiding her.

The influence of Lindsay Lohan is the most palpable.

Check out Ali looking like a 37-year-old, twice-divorced barfly on the prowl for some young action. Way to stay buttoned up and classy there, Al ...

Poor Ali Lohan

Later, Lindsay and Ali Lohan turned up at LiLo's gal pal Samantha Ronson's house with groceries and bags of goodies. You know it. Slumber party time.

Ali's black bag below appeared to contain alcohol, of course. We give it a couple of months before she's in rehab. Just in time for her Sweet 16 ...

Anorexic, Coked-Up Chick
15 Going on 30
Out to Da Club
Just Grocery Shopping
Awake at Ivy

[Photo Credits: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Sorry, joem: No one in their right mind would be jealous of these skanks if their lives depended on it. Dream on.

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Being jealous of lovely Lindsay is one thing.
Now some perverts are jealous of 15 year-old Ali.
Both Lohan sisters are prettier than 99% of all women.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
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Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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