Note to Lindsay Lohan:
Stop munching carpet and start chowing down on actual food.
While the occasional actress is supposedly back together with Samantha Ronson, it appears as though the pair never dine together. The next time Lindsay opens her mouth to yell, Samantha should just stick a cheeseburger in there.
Take a look at the following photo of Lohan, taken yesterday at a screening of Inglourious Basterds. Someone needs to tell her that eating out is okay, as long as the act involves meals at a restuarant...