Lindsay Lohan: Burglarized!

Perennial Father of the Year candidate and new Jon Gosselin BFF Michael Lohan called the LAPD early this morning to report a break-in at Lindsay's house.

Michael claims a safe was ripped off the wall and a couple of watches were taken from Lindsay Lohan. Michael also believes it's "an inside job" since the people that work for his anorexic waif daughter "failed to turn the alarm on."

"I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family," Michael said, ironically since he spent several years in prison for fraud, was estranged from his own kids for some time, and is generally one of the shadier characters around.

"Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives," he continued, also ironically since we all know what Lindsay gives with astounding frequency.

"This is a personal violation and it has got to stop."

LIL-OH-NO: People keep ransacking the crap out of Lindsay Lohan.

A source on scene says that three men were captured by surveillance video breaking into Lindsay's house in the Hollywood Hills. Lindsay came home early this morning (3 a.m., natch), discovered the break-in and called ... Michael.

LAPD officers are currently on the scene investigating. Michael says that in addition to the safe being ripped out of the wall, bags, shoes and jewelry were taken as well.

The police have yet to officially confirm these or any details.

Lindsay Lohan's house was also broken into in May. The suspects were captured on surveillance video and left after presumably being scared by the alarm.

Mom Dina Lohan said Lindsay was planning to move even before last night's break-in occurred: "[sister Ali Lohan] and Linds just left me in New York, and left people in charge to pack, as we are moving her to a safer place."