Like Klockwork: Kourtney Kardashian Koverage Kontinues to Kreate Headlines

Kall us krazy, but the koverage of Kourtney Kardashian and her pregnancy is a bit out of kontrol.

We get it. She had unprotected sex with Scott Disick and is now expecting a child in December. We hope the baby is happy and healthy.

But must tabloids continually hype mundane facts, such as the breaking news that Kourtney plans to breast feed?

Or that - gasp! - she eats breakfast... in the morning?!?

In the latest issue of Us Weekly, the barrage of Kourtney quotes kontinues, despite the fact that she doesn't even have a point to make. She might find out her child's gender; she might not.

"I'll probably find out, but I haven't decided for sure," Kardashian said, adding the following insight about possible names: "I don't have any names that I'm crazy about yet. I just got a name book that Scott's parents sent me."

Amazing. Come back tomorrow and find out which movie sits atop Kourtney's NetFlix queue.