Kourtney Kardashian isn't an actress, a singer or anyone that has contributed anything to society aside from being the sister of someone that got famous for making a sex tape.

She had unprotected sex with her boyfriend and is now pregnant.

In other words: she's like millions of other women around the world (except for the sex tape thing).

Nevertheless, Kourtney continues to make tabloid headlines by sharing every conceivable detail about her pregnancy.

Is it really breaking news that Kardashian is scared of holding babies? Or that her boobs are sore? Or that she'd pose nude while knocked up?

Now, Kourtney has admitted that she has specific (boring) food cravings. Amazing!

"I have more healthy cravings than my normal eating habits, like I crave fruit and cold things like smoothies," she told People. "I wasn't normally a breakfast person. [Now] I eat breakfast the second I get up and I'm definitely hungry all throughout the day."

Stop the presses, folks. Kourtney Kardashian eats breakfast in the morning. Stop those presses!