It's been at least 16 minutes since we last heard thoughts from Kourtney Kardashian on her pregnancy. How many times per day is she using the bathroom? What color will she paint the walls of her nursery?
A bored-at-work-on-a-Friday fascinated public needs the answers!
Fortunately, the knocked up reality star spoke to E! earlier today about the prospect of actually holding a baby. She brought up a recent lunch with sister Khloe, a friend and the friend's baby.
"Khloe knew everything to do, like holding her perfectly, playing all these games. The girl was laughing," Kourtney said. "When I tried to hold her, I was like, 'Khloe, take her, take her!' I was so scared."
Kourtney Kardashian (with Scott Disick) stares at a crib and wonders why the sleeping apparatus is spelled with a "c."
As for other infant-related matters, Kourtney is as ignorant as Kim Kardashian was when Ray J suggested ways to spice up their sex life.
"I don't think I have ever changed a diaper," she said. "I am sure that I helped with [younger sisters] Kendall and Kylie, but I don't remember. When Kendall was born, I was 16. You just get your license then and you're never home."
Well, of course not. There's unprotected sex to be having with your shady boyfriend!