Phew. That was klose.
For a few moments, we were afraid we'd never heard about Kourtney Kardashian and her pregnancy ever again.
How would we face each day without knowing whether or not the reality TV star has chosen to discover the gender of her baby? It's too unsettling a possibility to even konsider.
Fortunately, Khloe Kardashian told TV Guide that her sister's expecting state just happens to koincide perfectly with the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. The writers have made it a "a major part" of new episodes.
"It's going to be everything Kourtney is going through up until the birth," Khloe said. "It's more of a family situation anyway, so I think it's perfect timing."
It really is. It's almost as though Kourtney pulled her goalie on purpose in order to give the show fresh storylines.
Meanwhile, tonight's episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami features a speed dating session Khloe sets up for her sister.
"At first, I was trying to fight a lot more [to get Kourtney to date], but then I realized she was just so miserable without [Scott Disick]," Khloe said, referring to the man that has implanted his seed in her sister.
When did Khloe kome to this realization? When she turned the pages of the script for the next episode.