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Fake boobs are good for many things:

Ogling. Squeezing. Landing Playboy spreads.

To the shock of Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian, there’s another attribute to breast implants: they can still produce milk!

In the latest issue of Us Weekly, both pregnant women express excitement over the day when their impending babies can suckle from their unnatural knockers. Said Kendra:

“I was so scared that I wasn’t going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed? And I asked my doctor, who said, ‘That’s fine, but it’s not milk yet!'”

TMI, Kendra. TMI.

Added Kardashian, who hasn’t meant an opportunity to discuss her pregnancy that she failed to embrace:

“They say usually you can [breast-feed with implants]. I want to.”

She also wants to show the world her fake boobs by posing naked while expecting.

Who do you think will have the cuter baby?