It was possibly one of the worst live efforts in music history.
But in the mind of Heidi Pratt, performing at Miss Universe ranks as high as her various weddings to Spencer, getting her fake boobs, nose, hair and lips, joining the cast of MTV's The Hills and other life highlights. She wrote on Twitter:
"Last night was one of the best nights of my life!!!! I had so much fun!" Heidi wrote on Twitter Monday morning. "My first performance. Thank you God!"
Heidi also Tweeted to Perez Hilton: "It only goes up from here!"
It certainly can't go down. Heidi's attempt to channel Britney Spears circa 2000 MTV VMAs could not have been more rough. Think bad lip-synching and bad dance moves - so bad that NBC edited her "song" down to two minutes.
"I grew up watching Britney Spears," Heidi Montag admits. "That's someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I'm ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go."
No, no we don't.
Please, Heidi and Spencer. We begrudgingly admire your enterprising nature, but just stick to what you do best - being attention whores, staging fake weddings, sucking copious amounts of face and spreading fake sex tape rumors about LC.
Thank you God is right ... that it's over.