It was possibly one of the worst live efforts in music history.
But in the mind of Heidi Pratt, performing at Miss Universe ranks as high as her various weddings to Spencer, getting her fake boobs, nose, hair and lips, joining the cast of MTV's The Hills and other life highlights. She wrote on Twitter:
"Last night was one of the best nights of my life!!!! I had so much fun!" Heidi wrote on Twitter Monday morning. "My first performance. Thank you God!"
Heidi also Tweeted to Perez Hilton: "It only goes up from here!"
It certainly can't go down. Heidi's attempt to channel Britney Spears circa 2000 MTV VMAs could not have been more rough. Think bad lip-synching and bad dance moves - so bad that NBC edited her "song" down to two minutes.
"I grew up watching Britney Spears," Heidi Montag admits. "That's someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I'm ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go."
No, no we don't.
Please, Heidi and Spencer. We begrudgingly admire your enterprising nature, but just stick to what you do best - being attention whores, staging fake weddings, sucking copious amounts of face and spreading fake sex tape rumors about LC.
Thank you God is right ... that it's over.
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August 25th, 2009 12:51 PM
Someone you "inspire" to be? Oh, really? Perhaps you mean aspire, Heidi, eh????
August 25th, 2009 12:53 PM
She looked incredibly asexual in that weird outfit and hopped around like a scarecrow with its straw foot afire.
August 25th, 2009 1:05 PM
you are so right with your opinion, both are fame whores
August 25th, 2009 1:52 PM
Even still, Britney's performance was way better than Heidi's. Atleast Britney can dance a hell of a lot better than her.
August 25th, 2009 3:59 PM
Heidi is not cute. She looks BUSTED as shit along with her ugly big headed husband!!! Come on are they really that stupid to think people actually like to see them. EWWW L.C was smart for dumping her as a friend. I wouldnt have Heidi as a friend!!!
August 25th, 2009 4:17 PM
Why is she dancing with her bum stuck out the whole time? She is delusional.
August 25th, 2009 4:42 PM
y'all don't like bedazzled baggy nude nylon track pants? what gives? i think it's downright classy. i'm totally going as Heidi for Halloween.
seriously, Britney has years of dance training, so when she moves, she's conscious of her arms and her head and her feet and her fingers. Heidi is conscious of trying to keep her hair out of her face, and trying to remember the (middle school) moves in the correct order.
and sadly, Heidi's back-up dancers had the difficult task of trying to stay with HER. and since Heidi was always AHEAD or BEHIND, those poor girls looked terrible --- off beat and never together. that's not a tape i would ever send to another artistic director or choreographer. "thanks, Heidi, for ruining my dance career."
August 25th, 2009 4:51 PM
LOL INSPIRE!!
August 25th, 2009 6:29 PM
People need to stop putting her in the same sentence as Britney Spears - good or bad. Britney is a PROFESSIONAL DANCER - WITH FORMAL TRAINING. Period.
August 25th, 2009 9:54 PM
Britney Spears has no talent either. She is a fat-necked Louisiana white trash chickie who has shown her crotch in public and has zero parenting skills. Can't sing, can't dance, can't do anything except make money off people dumber than herself.